The Birth Of A CandyBar
It was "Payday", 
and "Mr GoodBar" 
was looking to "Skor" 
AfterAll he considered himself a "Big Hunk"
He asked Miss "Hershey's"
if she wanted to go to the "Symphony"
then out to thee ol "WonkaBar"
on the corner of "Clark" 
and "5th Avenue" 
He was up to his old "Twix"
as he began to feel her "Mounds" 
with his "Butterfinger" 
and his "WhatChamaCallIt" 
Oh She was so "Kissable"
and it was pure "Almond Joy"
aa he made her "Tootsie Rolls"
He let out a few "Snickers"
as she screamed "Oh Henry" 
"You're even better than those "3Musketeers" 
The following few months
she started to appear
a bit "Chunky" 
and 9 months later
she gave birth to "Baby Ruth"
Now this story doesn't end there
as she knew her "Bit-O-Honey" 
was worth "S'more" 
and had him pay "100 Grand" 