Why Is Trick Or Treating Better Than Sex? 10- You are assured to get at least a little something in the sack. 9- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7- You don`t have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6- It`s O.K. when the person you`re with fantasizes you`re someone else, because you are. 5- Forty years from now you`ll still enjoy candy. 4- If you don`t like what you get, you can always go next door. 3- It doesn`t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2- Less guilt the morning after. and finally... 1- YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD !