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Quotes of Legend 2

(Legendary Quotes of Leoncipop's relatives, etc)

Mother: We've wasted enough time to sink a battleship.

                  (After Simon refused to wipe the dishes)
                    Siiiimon, come on, we don’t do this for the amusement,
                    you know. (Is this supposed to tempt him back?)

Mother: Putz, putzed, putzing, putznik (pertaining to a sputnik), putzerooney, putziness, putznicity, etc.

You're a little pinisk of incredibleness.

[Simon: Where do you come up with them?
Mother: I didn't.](!!!!!!)

You're a tiny/piny/whiny treasure trove of incredibleness.

Now isn't that corny? (Whilst putzing a corn-on-the-cob onto Daddy's plate.)

Nagymama (grandma): Yoi!

(Not-so-Legendary Quotes of Leoncipop's workmates)

Kosta Mavro: You know what they say, ‘Don’t get angry, get even.’
David Dyer: Don’t get even, get odd.

On the days of the week:
David Dyer: “Monday is ‘Moon’-day, Tuesday is ‘Tube’-day, Wednesday is ‘Wedding’-day, Thursday is ‘Thirsty’-day, Friday is ‘Fry’-day, Saturday is ‘Saturn’-day and Sunday is ‘Sun’-day.”
He said he learnt this at school and when Heather said she hadn’t heard that one before he said,
 David Dyer: “What school did you go to?” in a demeaning fashion.


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