FOR SALE : 250,000 PAIRS OF HANDCUFFS In mint condition. Manufactured in Soviet Union in 1991, but never used owing to failure of putsch. Would suit leader of English-speaking nation seeking to suppress its Muslim population or to deal with those questioning the official version of 9/11, the Iraq invasion, the future Iran invasion, etc etc. Just the accessory you need for your emerging police state! Fetishists need not apply. Agenda is bent enough already.