An Interview with Megumi

Mika: Hello everyone and welcome! Today we will be interviewing Megumi!

Aoshi: Wait! This is going a little too fast for me. Usually, we have an interruption before we bring out the guest.

Mika: Your right, we do. Sou-Chan , do something cool that you would never really do before we get started.

Sou-Chan: *frown*

			::Everyone Gasps::

Mika: Wow................ Aoshi, your turn......

Aoshi: *smile*

Mika: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Aoshi: What? Its not as suprising as Soujiro's trick.

Sou-Chan: Your turn Mika.

		::~~~~Mika is getting patient~~~~::

Sou-Chan and Aoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mika: I know...........Well lets get started now.

Aoshi: Wait!

Mika: What is it now?

Aoshi: I want ice-cream!

Mika: No!

Aoshi: I want tea!

Mika: NO!

Aoshi: I want something good to eat!

Mika: NO!!!

Sou-chan(grabbing a tootsie pop): How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Mika: 1.....2....3....I mean NOOO!

Aoshi: I want my Misao!

Mika: NO!

Sou-Chan: 1.......2.........3........4......5.......6........7

Mika: QUIET!!!!!!!!!

		::Everyone shuts up::

Mika: Thank you. Now lets begin, but before we bring out our special guest, I am going to introduce something new.

Aoshi and Sou-Chan: ?

Mika: That's right. We're going to have a word of the day. Whenever someone says the word, then the person who said it has to do something incredibly stupid.And the word of the day is......a name....Soujiro?

Aoshi: Hahahhaha! I could do that easy!

Mika: I know........Now lets bring out our guest......Some people know her as the Fox Lady. Lets all welcome.....Megumi-san!

Sou-Chan: 8............9........10..........11.........12.........13.......

		::Megumi sits down in an empty chair::
Mika: Hello Megumi! I'm sorry but Sano is not here today.

Megumi: ?

Mika: Oh well, lets begin. 

Sou-chan: 14........15......16.......17.......18......19......

Aoshi: Shut up Soujiro!

Mika: HA! You said the word of the day! Now you have to do something incredibly stupid!

Aoshi: I think I'll help with the interview today...........

Mika: Eh?

Aoshi: HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA!!

Mika: Nevermind. I don't want your help. 	

Sou-Chan: 20..........21..............22.............23............24.........

Mika: So Megumi, how are you?

Megumi: I'm fine today, thank you Mika-san ho ho ho ho.

Mika: Now, to what I wanna know. How did you become so good at your hospitiling abilities?

Sou-Chan: 25...........26...........27..........28.........29........30......

Aoshi: I still want my tea!

Megumi: Shut up Aoshi. Well Mika, I learned how to be a docter when I was very little. After my father died in the war-----

Aoshi: Megumi, go call Misao-Chan and tell her I need my tea.

Megumi: NO!
Sou-Chan: 31...........32.........33.........34...........35....36......

		::Misao walks in the room with a tea tray::

Misao: Hello Aoshi-sama!

Aoshi: HAH! What did I tell you guys! It was time for me to drink my tea!

Sou-Chan: 37........38.....39 ....40.............41..........42...................43............44.............45..........46.............47..............48.........49.....50.........

Misao: Shut up Soujiro!

Mika: HAHAHAHAHA! Now you hae to do something incredibly stupid!

Misao: ?

Mika: We have a word of the day and whoever says it has to do something incredibly stupid, and it just so happens that you said the word of the day.

Misao: What was it?

Mika: It was------Hey wait! I know what you're doing! You're trying to make me say the word of the day and then I'm going to have to do something incredibly stupid with you! And because of that, I won't say Soujiro!

Aoshi: You said it.

Mika: Damn.

Misao: Alright Mika, now we both gotta do something incredibly stupid.

Sou-Chan: 51.............52...........53.......54............55.............56...57....58....

		::Mika and Misao both jump on Aoshi's lap while he's drinking his tea::

Aoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET OFF!! *Grabs his Kodachis*

		:: Aoshi chases Mika and Misao around the room::

Megumi: Eh? What about my interview?!?!

Sou-Chan:  58......59.....60....61.......NOOOO!!! I bit! I'll have to start over again! 1.....2....3....4..

Megumi: Grrrr!

Mika (while running her butt off) : Well looks like that's all the time time we have today! (shuts up b/c Aoshi almost cuts her stomach)

*So......plz..........review..............plz.......i know there wasn't much Megumi in there, but come on. You think if Soujiro had a tootsie pop he would just stand there? NO! He would be figuring out the mystery!*

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