An Interview with Yahiko
Mika: Ok folks! We're all back from eating ice-cream! Today our guest will be Yahiko!
::Mika gets angry::
Mika: I said, TODAYS GUEST WILL BE YAHIKO!
::Kenshin walks out of the room::
Kenshin: Uhh Mika-san, remember the letter we got when you were interviewing me?
Mika: Yeah
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Kenshin: Well, it said that Yahiko was stolen. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!
Mika: Oh Kenshin, I'm not gonna kill you.
Kenshin: * sigh*
Mika: I'M GONNA HURT YOU REAL BAD!
::Mika starts chasing Kenshin around the room::
Sou-chan: Wait a minute Mika. All we have to do is track from where that letter was sent.
::Mika stops::
Mika: Alright Soujiro, but your gonna have to find out, because I don't want to go looking all over the place for Yahiko and then when I you figure out who it is, it's the wrong person and----
Sou-chan: It's the Shishen-Gumi Mika.
Mika: Gee, that was fast.
Sou-chan: Theres a return address ya know.
Mika: L
..J YAY!!! Now we can finish our interview!
Sou-chan: Uhhh, Mika
..how are we supposed to get him. Saitoh won't just hand him over.
Mika: Don't make this so complicated. Just zoom in and take whatever comes! NOW LET'S GO!!!!!!!
::: Mika, Sou-chan and Kenshin all get aboard a ship that isn't theirs and sail off to some unknown place because the Shishen-gumi headquarters aren't on an island:::
Mika: I looooooooove the sea!!!
Kenshin: Mika, last time I remember, the Shishen-gumi's headquarters were on land.
Mika: ARE YOU DEFYING MY WISDOM?!?!
Kenshin: No! Of course not! I was just thinking, by the time we reach the right headquarters, Yahiko will be dead.
Mika: Good
.Oops, I mean, we'll still be able to get there on a boat!
Kenshin: But how?
Mika: We got ice-cream didn't we?
Kenshin: yeah
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Sou-chan: And I got a Tootsie-pop!
Mika: Ehehehe, yeah
..NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!
:::No one moves:::
Mika: I SAID FULL SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Kenshin and Sou-chan sit down for tea:::
Mika: Whatever..
*Back at the Shishen-gumi headquarters*
Saitoh: Ok Tokio, now I just need 2 "R's" to spell "Rurouni"
Tokio: I'll never play scrabble with you again. OoOoO, I think we got visiters J
Saitoh: Must be here to kill me and take my goods away, you know the way it goes.
Tokio: Oh
..it's the Rurouni.
Saitoh: Errrrr
..we better
.get tea?
Tokio: TEA!?! It's the Rurouni, you can beat him! No husband of mine is gonna wimp out a short stump like Kenshin!
Saitoh: Then you fight him!
Tokio: Grrrrr
..I'm Saitoh's wife, hear me ROAR!!!!
:::Kenshin, Mika, and Sou-chan step out of the ship which somehow got to travel on land because the Shishen-gumi headquarters are on land, not an island, not on water:::
Mika: Nice crib.
Kenshin:
Mika: Whats biting his ass?
Sou-chan: Errrr, Mika, it's a long story
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Mika: I WANNA KNOW!!!!
Sou-chan: Ahhh! Don't get your panties in a twist!
Mika: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
::Mika somehow manages to grab some of Misao's Kunai and throw them at Sou-chan::
Saitoh: Battousai
Kenshin: Saitoh
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Saitoh:
..
Kenshin:
.
Mika: ?
Sou-Chan: ?
Mika: K
Sou-chan: J
Mika: L
Kenshin:
.
Saitoh:
.
Sou-chan: *J*
Mika: *~`J`~*
Kenshin: ??
Saitoh: ????
Kenshin: ~~???~~~
Saitoh: *~`~`*???*`~`~*
Kenshin: Wow, you're good.
Saitoh: Thanks.
::Mika and Sou-chan continue there emoticon war while Kenshin and Saitoh go inside the SGHQ (Shishen-gumi HeadQuarters):::
Tokio: Konnichiwa Battousai.
Kenshin: (.)(.)
^
~
Saitoh: Its over now Kenshin, except for those 2 outside.
:::Back to Mika and Soujiro:::
Mika: ~`~`~|:|:K:|:~`~`~
Soujiro: %^~`*J*`~^%
Mika: * sweatdrop*
Soujiro: * sweatdrop*
Mika: So wheres Yahiko?
Soujiro: I dunno.
::: A huge spaceship comes down and a large beam of light hits the ground and Yahiko comes down with Tsubame and Tae :::
Soujiro: Yahiko-kun!
Mika: Where did you guys go?
Yahiko: We got abducted by aliens and then we came to Sano in a dream and told him that Megumi died and went all malignant on us, then the aliens sent us to the Bahamas and we got to stay in the beach and see all the wicked cool animals! Then-----
Tsubame: Then the aliens gave us a flight to Austrailia and we saw the Coral Reef and killed some kangaroos, then we went to Victoria falls and saw elephants and spider monkeys and lemars and crocodiles and hippos, then-----
Tae: Then we saw the Golden Gate Bridge and the Statue of Liberty and then---
Soujiro: Wow
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Mika: Liars.
Yahiko: Ya
.
Mika: So where did you really go?
Yahiko: We jes got abducted and they looked at us then they let us go.
Mika: Well you got out ratings down with your stupid alien flight!
Yahiko: Was I the guest?
Mika: YES!!!!
Yahiko: Sorry Mika.
Mika: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Sou-chan: Come on Mika. Its not like he wanted to be abducted.
Tsubame: I wouldn't say that----------(mouth get covered up by Yahiko)
Mika: Whatever. Wheres Kenshin. The sooner we find him, the sooner we can leave.
Sou-chan: I think he went inside with Saitoh and Tokio.
:: Everyone walks in the SGHQ::
Kenshin: Oro?
Saitoh and Tokio: OIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE BEAT THE BATTOUSAI!!!!!!
Mika: ?
Sou-chan: Someone beat Himura-san?!?!?
Kenshin:
Saitoh: Take a look at these cards!!!!!!!
Mika: Nani?
Sou-chan: You beat him in a card game?
:: Everyone falls in that kawaii Japanese way::
Kenshin: Gomen-nasai
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Mika: I can't believe your doing this Kenshin. Get up, we need to get back to the studio.
~~~Back at the Studio~~~
Sano: WAZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1
Misao: Okon, Omasu, Kuro, Shiro, hurry and go get some water!
Sano: You can't tell me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megumi: I told you we shouldn't have let those to have a drinking contest.
Kaoru: Yes I can!!! BAH!
Sano: Oi Megumi-san
..
Megumi: ?
Sano: I want to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with you J .
Megumi: !?!?
Misao: I think it's because he's drunk. They say that you tell things to people that you keep secret when your drunk.
Megumi: (looking very sly) And what else Sano?
Kaoru: He doesn't have to tell you!
Sano: I loooooooooove you Megumi-san!
Megumi: Really ( gets big eyed )
Sano: And I want to be with you foreveeeeeeeeeerr!
Megumi: J Reallly?!?!
Sano: (now getting pretty sober) YES!
Megumi: Oh Sano!
::Sano moves out of the way right before Megumi could hug him::
Megumi: ?
Sano: HaH! I knew you would fall for it! You *do* love me!! HAHA!
Megumi: I do not! I just tripped!
Sano: Yah, you tripped, that's a good one, J HAHHAHHA!
Misao: Come on Megumi-kun. Everyone already knows you * like* Sano J
Kaoru (but * shes* still drunk) : NO SHE DOESN'T!
Megumi: Thank you Kaoru!
:: Mika, Sou-chan etc. enter the Kamiya Dojo::
Mika: Yahiko, you are sooooooo deep in trouble! I'm sure Sano wouldn't mind beating you up again!
Sano: J J J J J J J J J J J J J J J !!!!
Yahiko: Just do the interview!
Megumi: Whew
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:: The cast walks over to the stage::
Mika: So, Yahiko, I've Sano's fists are quit big this year. Have you seen them lately?
Yahiko: K * gulp* You don't have to make me look stupid. Bring it on, I can take it!
::Sano runs up and punches Yahiko in the face::
Sano: I LOVE DOING THAT!
Yahiko: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,oooooooooooooooooOOOOO,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Mika & Sano: SHUT UP!
Sou-chan: Don't you think this is a little harsh?
Mika & Sano: WHAT?!?!?!
Sou-chan: Nothing, nothing
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Mika & Sano: Thought so
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Kaoru: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
The END!
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