THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

5. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling?

7. The radio ad: "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake

8. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, didja there buddy?

9. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

Now that that's off my chest....

Hey i'm Tasha i'm 5'2" 130 lbs,and a hella lotta fun once u get some drinks in me,JJ!well hi to the peeps,n all u folks in puter land, this is my first web page so don't laugh!actually laugh all u like coz hell i'm laughin to,well i'll try to get some pix of my friends and me and stuff on here,so juss b patient ne thing else u wanna kno bout me hit me up on yahoo:lil_precious692002 or icq:152798484, don't kno wht else to say...i'm used to makin an a$$ of myself so hey! i'm not worried!:p when i can i'll take pix of the girls! and i won't forget bout my home away from home BOCA i'll b sure to take pix of tha piece (POS!)store!hahahaha,mmm well it's summa time! and i'm competing wit my friend to see who can get mo ppl to c the site...i kno i'll win there's is booooorin!hahahaha,but i think thas all you really need to kno bout me,or is it????

SHOUT OUTZ!

1st n foremost,2 my home boy in ed-mon-ton a tru BC thug Tyler,i miss u dawg,lots of luv,come back!Ryan up in TON,when we hookin it up boi?~ to all my girls (you kno who u r but juss in case) Candice,Ashleigh,Alisha,Nairne,Stephanie aka: Chewie up in T-DOT! come back soon,Scotty AKA <<<-EEtox->>> i miss u to of course,both Kevs in the 604,Stewie up n MOX,John n Rhiannon up MOX keep it up u 2~Kyle no i didn't forget bout u n i neva will,Terri good luck wit yo weddin n R~I~P to D,Hold yo head up high Dave i'm wit u! Graeme tell surrey ONE SIZE ONLY!also boi we will crash a weddin and thas fo damn sho!MANDA! u happy now...hahaha neva forget the stories..keep the legend alive!girl u gots to send me pix o i can put ur ass on here!Maya, Curtis does stuff i don't care wht ya'll say,and the day i prove it makes the world a betta place!~mmm i may have missed some ppl,i hate when tha happens,well to all the happy memories, and all the ppl readin this hit me up on the guest book,and bla bla bla....if ur name ain't on here then hit me a message and i'll make sure tha i do hit u up on here!hugs and kisses to my girls,and to my "lil" bro Ry ry ur still innocent in my books!To mah gals up in COW TOWN ALTA miss u girls,Hope,Mariko,ne one else i may have forgotten hit me up wit a message and i'll b sure to add u on here!
NOW LETS GET PICS STARTED BABY!

THE RIDE (k well this isn't the exact 1,mines much mo pimped)

u get a lil bit gooned n u end up lookin like me!

Yep thas me really drunk n thuggin it

Don't i look mad?

my FAT ass

don't worry gal we both look bad in this pic!

now nuf of me let's bring on the HOTTIES

first of ladies..let me introduce y'all to my best buddy Tyler *how was tha for ya dawg?* hahahaha :p

Ty's baby,whose got the keys to his beama?

ASHLEIGH!!

Ooooooh it's Brodie lookin as fyn as hell!

Home boy Bran!

again my home boy up in sauga Brandon!look at u always got ur arm round fyn chix,where's ur pix wit me dawg?!

whose tha ballin in the integra! my boi Brandon!

The pimped out Integra

My cow-town girlie HOPE n her lil bro!

My lil thuggish bro ryry (white jacket)

Mah boi KYLE up in whistler

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