Kevin, Lucy, and Good Omens


At the PC Hotel, Lucy is working, setting up her Jacks shoot with Brenda. Kevin enters. Lucy turns and sees him...

L: "Oh, Doc, hi."

(Kiss)

K: "Hi."

L: "I am so excited. Are you my good omen?"

K: "I hope so."

L: "What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be teaching kids how to be abnormal?"

K: "I'm on my way to teach kids how to be abnormal. I just wanted to catch a glimpse of you in your element. You certainly are in good spirits."

L: "I am. This is it. This is my element. This is what I do. I run companies that package and sell the mystery of sex appeal. And I do it, I think about the same, well, no, I'm going to go so far as to say, better than most."

K: "Well, they say write what you know and you are the embodiment of everything sexually appealing."

L: "I think that you are terribly biased."

K: "That I am."

L: "So, can you stay? What do they do to teachers that play hookie?"

K: "They get replaced."

L: "Oh..."

K: "I'll be thinking of you."

L: "Me, too. I love you."

K: "I love you."

(Kiss)

L: "Bye, wish me luck."

K: "OK..."

(Kevin leaves.)

(At the Park... No comment on the teaching and hiring practices at PCU... Alt.Kevin makes a definite appearance and verbally annihilates Gina. Later, when questioned by Robin, Kevin clearly does not remember the incident. Back at the PC Hotel, the photo shoot is over and Kevin returns. Lucy greets him...)

L: "Hi. I feel like this is deja vu or something. Hello."

K: "Well, were you beyond fabulous?"

L: "Oh, Doc, it was beyond, so far beyond fabulous. This had to be the best photo shoot I have ever had. It was the hottest concept, that I thought of myself. And Brenda, you can't get a better model. And the crew was terrific. Do you know, they got along completely, no little fights. And they actually treated me with a lot of respect. It was an awesome day."

K: "You know, I knew you were going to say that, so I took it upon myself to make sure that your evening would be even better."

L: "Oh, so what did you have in mind?"

K: "Well..."

L: "Wait. I don't want to know. Because I just want you to take me wherever you want to take me and do with me as you will."

K: "I like your plan better."

L: "OK, I just need to finish up and say a few more good-byes, OK?"

K: "All right. I won't move."

L: "Don't move."

K: "I won't move."

L: "I'll be back."

K: "OK."

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