TV Announcer: Ok folks it's time once again for the world martial arts championship match. Preliminary rounds will begin tomorrow so sign up NOW! The winner receives $50,000! Good luck and remember each entry fee is $300.

At Kurrin's House

Yamcha: $300 entry fee! YIKES I can't afford that. My credit cards are already maxed - man.

Ten Shin Han: I'll loan it to you but if you win we split the $50,000, deal?

Yamcha: Really? Deal.

Kurrin: (to himself) I can beat these two easy. I'm gonna sign up right now.

At Son Gokou's house

Gohan: Mom can I sign up? If I win I'm gonna by the new capsule corp training gym. It has everything I need to be the best warrior ever! Piccolo-san says I will eventually be the greatest warrior and I don't want to disappoint him.

ChiChi: Ay that Piccolo I told you I don't like him! And besides you mean scholar not warrior. I'll let you enter but if you win I'm gonna add a library to the house and buy all you college books now plus some computers, desks, learning tapes....

Gohan: Oh brother. Are you entering dad?

Gokou: (stuffing his face with food) Me, hmmm, no not this time. I want to see you win. You will win right?

Gohan: HAI!

The next day at the event

TV Announcer: And now for the main event! First there will be a free for all fight. You have to knock your opponent over the platform and into the sea to knock him out of the fight. When we come down to the final 8 contestants then these will pair off and fight 2 on 2 and the final four will fight against our clones of the worst criminals ever known - Freeza, Cell, Cold and Kooler. (The audience gasps in terror at the sight of the robots) Don't worry they're just robots (as he says this he walks over and hits Freeza on the head) *CLANK* You see nothing to worry about but plenty for our contestants! They were made to be formidable opponents. Now remember no killing. OK LET'S BEGIN!

Yamcha: Wow this is great, nobody is even close to my strength. (While he's talking to himself he easily throws 5 contestants over the edge of the platform and into the sea) Maybe I can win. I just have to avoid Gohan and TRUNKS - AAH!

F. Trunks: Hello Yamcha - don't worry I'll fight you and Ten Shin Han in the next round.

Yamcha: Gee thanks, that's makes me feel better. Is your dad here too?

F. Trunks: He's in the audience. When he found out Gokou wasn't going to fight he didn't want to either.

TV Announcer: Ok everyone now for round two. Final 8 contestants - PAIR OFF!

Gohan: I don't see anyone, hmm wait Kurrin-san be my partner.

Kurrin: Gohan you made it! I already have a partner though, Trunks.

Gohan: Trunks! Oh no.

Kurrin: Yamcha and Ten Shin Han are partners too.

Gohan: What about me? (sad face)

Piccolo: I'm your partner.

Gohan: PICCOLO-SAN!!!!

TV Announcer: Ok everyone pick numbers to see which pair fights who first.

Piccolo & Gohan draw the number of the remaining no name fighters and in literally less than 1/2 of a second knock they're opponents into the sea.

Gohan: No one can stop us Piccolo-san. We make the greatest duo! (Piccolo smiles)

Ten Shin Han: Ready Yamcha?

Yamcha: Ready as I'll ever be ATTACK!

Not wanting to hurt their pride, Trunks and Kurrin allow the fight to last 10 minutes then...

Kurrin: Kame Hame Ha

F. Trunks: Burning Attack

*BOOM* Yamcha and Ten Shin Han are knocked senseless into the sea.

Yamcha: Well at least we lasted 10 minutes. (faints)

TV Announcer: AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR! You final contestants will now fight our super robots. Whoever is the first to knock off one of the robots head and brings it to the platform wins! Begin!

Kurrin: ENERGY RING!

Gohan: KAME HAME HA!

F. Trunks: BURNING ATTACK!

Piccolo: MANKASSAPPO!

*KABOOM* As the smoke clears all 4 robots stand there completely unscathed.

Piccolo: Nani? What kind of robots are these?

Freeza: The kind that enjoy killing, HA HA HA

With that the fight begins. Cell attacks Trunks, Cold attacks Kurrin, Kooler attacks Piccolo and Freeza attacks Gohan.

In the audience

ChiChi: Gokou, these robots are trying to kill my Gohan - do something!!!

Gokou: Relax, they know what they're doing. Besides I would disqualify and embarrass Gohan if I jump in. Pass the popcorn.

Cold: Your too little to fight, why don't you go home and grow hair. HA HA HA

Kurrin: How dare you mock me! Energy Ring!

Cold deflects the spinning wheel and sends a huge power blast knocking Kurrin into the ground.

F. Trunks: Kurrin-san WATCH OUT!

Moving at incredible speed Trunks pushes Kurrin out of the way to safety but walks right into Cell.

Cell: You should be more careful Trunks. Take this.

He showers Trunks with energy beams and knocks him to the ground near Kurrin.

Piccolo: Look for their weak spots Gohan then attack. (As he says this he divides himself into 3 and fights Kooler)

Gohan: Hai! You look so real Freeza. Do you think on your own or is everything computerized?

Freeza: Trust me, we all think on our own. When the scientists invented us they made the mistake of making our programs adaptable. They have no control over us. DIE BRAT!!

For a brief second Gohan had let his guard down because he focused too much on what Freeza was saying. That was all the time needed for Freeza to send Gohan Flying into the audience with an energy beam.

ChiChi: GOHAN!!!!

Piccolo: GOHAN WATCH OUT!!!

Sensing the urgency of Gohan's plight Piccolo powers up his most powerful Mankassappo and completely explodes Freeza leaving absolutely nothing...

Piccolo: (out of breath) Damn I was suppose to leave his head and take it to the platform.

Kooler: Actually your suppose to worry about me and now that your all tired you should be no match at all DIE!!!

Drained from using his energy to protect Gohan Piccolo gets sent crashing into the ground and showered with energy beams, meanwhile...

Kurrin: Arigato Trunks, are you ok?

F. Trunks: Yes just mad.

With that Trunks draws his sword and charges Cell splitting him in 1/2 from head to toe.

F. Trunks: (to TV announcer) I didn't mean to mess up his head like this. Will it count if I take both 1/2s to the platform?

TV Announcer: Hmmm....

Cold: To late for that (With a large energy beam he sends it at Cell destroying him completely) Worry about me!

Gohan: (Turns SSJ) LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!!!

Gohan powers up a huge KameHameHa and throws it at Kooler exploding him instantly. At the same time since Cold was distracted by Trunks, Kurrin sends an energy ring and severs his head cleanly.

Kurrin: I did it!

Before Kurrin could take the head there is a huge explosion. When the smoke clears, both the head and Piccolo are gone.

TV Announcer: THE WINNER! PICCOLO-SAN!

Kurrin: That Piccolo! I cut it off!

F. Trunks: Yeah but you didn't pick it up fast enough. Piccolo must have just been pretending to be hurt - damn!

ChiChi: Oh I can't believe it - what's Piccolo gonna do with the money anyway, hmf.

Gokou: Oh well we can always get Gohan that library next year. Let's all get something to eat.

A few hours later after everyone has eaten, ChiChi, Gokou, Gohan, Kurrin and Trunks come walking to Gokou's house for desert.

Gokou: So did you learn anything Gohan?

Gohan: Hai. Next time I have to stay focussed on the goal. I am glad that Piccolo-san won though.

Kurrin: Hmf, next time I'm gonna throw an energy ring at Piccolo.

F. Trunks: I wonder what he's gonna do with all that money?

As they move closer to the house they hear some noise so they run to it. When they arrive they catch a glimpse of a white cape and nothing else.

Gohan: PICCOLO-SAN!

ChiChi: Oh did he come to rub it in? I can't stand him.

Gokou: No look!

Attached to the house was a beautifully built library with books and computers as well as the brand new capsule corp training gym.

Kurrin: Wow, Piccolo did all that in just a few hours?

Gohan: HE'S AMAZING!!!!

Gokou: Piccolo will never admit to this.

F. Trunks: So what's it like to have 2 father's Gohan?

Gohan: IT'S GREAT!

ChiChi: Well maybe that Piccolo is not so bad after all.