Hello, my name is Kuririn and I'm starting a journal for fun. My wife, #18, says I should get a hobby so I chose to write about daily events in my life. I work at Chikyuu Fried Dragon and finally, I was promoted to the Assistant Manager. I spend my time looking over everyone just to make sure they're doing their job right. We received a lot of new employees this month, since most of our former members were killed in a grease fire.... I have the list of the new employees and their jobs right here. Take a look.

Son Gokou - Deep fryer
Vegeta - Dragon Preparation
Piccolo - Drive-thru window
Goten - Home delivery
Trunks - Home delivery
Cell - Janitor
Yamcha - Janitor
Broli - Cashier
Chao-zu - Co-Assistant Manager

My boss is Tenshinhan; people say he got the job because when he was cooking chicken, he would multiply into four guys and would finish most of the jobs himself. I can't believe Chao-zu is Co-Assistant Manager. I don't think I should complain since I think Tenshinhan might promote me to Co-Manager. Oh well here's what happened today.

November 19
Everything seemed to be going well until Son Gokou burned himself on the deep fryer, I still don't know how his face got in there though. Cell and Yamcha raced to see who could get finished first. Cell spit out a few Cell Jrs. and they spent the whole evening trying to stop Yamcha from finishing. Yamcha became angry and shoved a broom up Cell's ass. Cell became angry, of course, so he used Shi-Baku and destroyed our restaurant. It seems that we are moving to a new location now.

November 21
We're all settled in our new location and business is booming. I realized something, Broli is no good as a cashier. Here is what I heard at the cashier this afternoon.

Customer: Ok, here's a 5 dollar bill.
Broli: Sank you! ::Broli shoves the dollar in his pocket::
Customer: Umm.. no that pays for the food.
Broli: ?
Customer: You know, the food I ordered!
Broli: uhhhh.... ::scratches his behind::
Customer: You idiot! Ugh nevermind...just give me my change.
Broli: ::makes a angry face and starts to gather energy until Tenshinhan eyes him::
Broli: Ok.. ::gives him the 5 dollar back::
Customer: I gave you this to you...uhh uhh thanks!
Broli: Come again.
Customer #2: I would like a Barbecued Dragon Sub
Broli: Sandmitch!
Customer #2: No I ordered a Barbecued Dragon Sub.
Broli: but... dat's a big word!
Customer #2: But I ordered a ::gets destroyed by one of Broli's energy blasts::
Tenshinhan: Broli!
Broli: Sowwy Boss...

I can't believe Broli didn't get fired. Oh well.

November 25th
I know it's been awhile since I wrote but I haven't had much to write about. Here's some things I witnessed around the restuarant today.

Vegeta: Damnit Kakkarotto! I told not to drink the fryer oil! We need that for the dragon meat!
Gokou: but I was...thirsty...
Vegeta: Kakkarotto! I can't belive you sometimes... just... no no don't spit the grease back in the fryer!...no don't drink it again! ...err argh!
Gokou: ?
Vegeta: Just deep fry this dragon meat and give it back to me in 2 minutes.
Gokou: k ::takes the meat and puts it in the fryer::

Gokou begins whistling and starts to sweat, his eyes focus on the meat frying in the deep fryer.

Gokou: I can't stand it! ::Gokou pulls out the dragon meat out of the fryer and swallows it in one bite::
Vegeta: Kakkarotto!
Gokou: ::muffled voice:: what?
Vegeta: err.. ::explodes into Super Saiya-jin::
Gokou: ::swallows and explodes into Super Saiya-jin::

Both of them stare at each other intensely.

Tenshinhan: Oh no! We received a delievery of rancid dragon meat! Don't sell it to anyone, just give the meat to me.
Vegeta: We can't give it to you since that fool Kakkarotto ate it...
Gokou: me?
Tenshinhan: Son Gokou..... I have one thing to say to you...
Vegeta: ::snickering::
Tenshinhan: Thank you so much! The FDA coulda' got on our case if we sold that bad meat. I promoting you to dragon meat preparer.
Vegeta: !? But that's my job!
Tenshinhan: I know...but don't worry, you can wear this clown costume and direct traffic to our restuarant.
Vegeta: Kakkarotto!
Everyone: Shutup for once Vegeta!
Vegeta: ::starts powering up until Tenshinhan hands him a red nose and large red shoes. Vegeta sighs sadly::

Gokou makes faces and his stomach makes noises, suddenly Gokou races off to the bathroom.

November 26th
We recently been recieving comments on the poor delievery service. So I placed a hidden camera in the Chikyuu Fried Dragon™ mobile. Here's what I saw.

Camera shows Goten and Trunks delivering the food.
Goten: ::rings doorbell::
A guy opens the door.
Trunks: We're here to deliver your food.
Goten: yea
Guy: Ok and how much is that.
Trunks: fifte..
Goten: fifty dollars! yes...fifty dollars.
Trunks: ::eyes Goten suspiciously::
Guy: What!?
Goten: That's the price..pay up.
Guy: That's highway robbery, in your add it say the Chikyuu Fried Dragon™ Combo meal is only 15.99.
Goten: uhhh it's the..uhh
Trunks: Dragon taxes!
Goten: Yea, all dragon meat prices tax is x3 the original price.
Guy: !?
Guy: I won't pay! You little punks get outta here!
Trunks: Please sir, our parents make us work at this horrible restuarant and when we don't finish frying all the dragon meat, we are beaten with a chain.
Guy: Oh dear.
Goten: And..we are beaten with a chain when we do our work also...
Trunks: But.. it's almost worth it when we get that beautiful 75 ˘ a week... err month.
Goten: Please sir... pay for this food before our masters...I mean our fathers ::whispers "god bless them":: come and try to break our legs then embalm us halfway... leaving only a little life in us so we can wash the dishes. Guy: Here I can do better ::hands them a $100::, good luck to the both of ya.
Trunks: Thank you kind sir.
The man shuts the door and the two walk back to the car.
Trunks: Whadda wanna buy with the extra money?
Goten: Let's get some beer! and go visit a peep show ::laughs::
Trunks: yea ::laughs::
Goten: You know what?
Trunks: what?
Goten: Well, before we left... I pissed in that guy's food ::grins::
Trunks bursts out laughing and they drive off.

November 29th
It seems Vegeta as a clown is attracting more customers. Broli did his work decent but we had some problems at the drive-thru window. Here's what happened.

Customer: uhh I would like to order the..
Piccolo: Hurry up already you insolent fool!
Customer: geez, I would like the Dragon Meal Deluxe.
Piccolo: alright that will be 7.99, please pull up to the service window... damn I hate this job.
Customer: Can I have some extra Shenlon sauce with that.
Piccolo: No
Customer: No? but I...
Piccolo: Dammit you greedy fool, your presence is annoying me!
Customer: but I just..
Piccolo: Well I just wanted to rule the world but that damn monkey boy stopped me! I'll never forget what he did to me.... he shall dearly pay for the pain he bestowed upon me, he may be a alliance but he is the reason I am working here... at this HFIL hole (that's a sure pun on the US Dub) Why did I take this job? I don't eat, only drink... I don't need any money.. my life is miserable.. maybe I should have been Kame.. least I get to relax.. but no..
They needed someone to work the drive-thru window!
The customer drives off as Piccolo talks to himself.

December 2nd
Tenshinhan went on vacation so Chao-zu was put in charge, he's been looking over my shoulder the entire day and is angry that I writing a journal instead of doing work... even while I am on my break! Well, here's what happened at the restuarant. Oh yeah, we fired Broli (before we had to clean up the mangled bodies that Broli left, he didn't agree with us on firing him). Well, Bulma is the new cashier.

Pilaf: I would like to order..a..you!
Bulma: Please order I don't have time to argue with a little blue runt.
Pilaf: Well since your here I'll test the ultimate weapon of destruction on you!
Bulma: Go ahead!
Pilaf pulls out a book entitled "SEX - Starring Emperor Pilaf", he shows a page to Bulma. Bulma face turns dark blue and she falls over lifelessy and was immediatly rushed to the hospital for treatment. I believe she's going to have therapy over this.
Pilaf: Well? Is anyone going to serve me!?

December 6th
Kamesennin Mutenroshi convinced us to open a small adult magazines stand in the back. That is Kamesennin's job, no one goes back there so he stuck back their with all that porn... pervert. Oh yeah, my wife rather me use words like "backside" instead of "ass", she wants me to improve my writing skills overall. Well, I looked at the security tape when Kamesennin finally got a customer.

Kamesennin: ::jerks the porno magazine behind his back:: Hey! You wanna buy something.
Nervous man: Umm..I
Kamesennin: I can tell your the man that likes a big chest, am I right?
Nervous man: huh?
Kamesennin: I'll hook you up with all kinds of goodies ::laughs::
Nervous man: uhh ok
Kamesennin: Oh..."Bonzai babes" issue #48, this one is great. I advise you get this one.
Nervous man: uhh... I just wanted to know where the bathroom was.
Kamsennin: Oh dear.

December 7th
Well I had some time today so here is the updated list of employees.

Son Gokou - Dragon Preparation
Chi Chi - Deep Fryer
Vegeta - Clown Guy
Piccolo - Drive-thru window
Goten - Home delivery
Trunks - Home delivery
Yamcha - Janitor
Bulma - Cashier
Chao-zu - Co. Asst Manager

December 12th
Tenshinhan finally came back from his vacation.. the bad part is Chao-zu gave him a list of things "supposedly" I did wrong... he even got for me leaving the seat up! Tenshinhan wants to see me in his office by the end of the day.. I don't like this. Cell came back. He was talking about a lump in his head or something. Well he didn't take his job back, instead he bothered our cashier Bulma.

Bulma: Yes may I help you?
Cell: I would like some uhhh...
Bulma: ....
Cell: Hmmm... how about... no no..
Bulma: ::drumming her fingers on the counter::
Cell: I would like the dragon strips.
Bulma: One moment ::she picks up box of dragon strips and hands them to Cell.
Cell: No, changed my mind.
Bulma: What!?
Cell: I want dragon wings..
Bulma: Fine... ::she grabs a bucket of dragon wings and sets them on the counter::
Cell: No, I don't want those either...
Bulma: What!?

After that something amazing happened. Bulma exploded into Super Saiya-jin! I mean, I don't think today was the day to mess with Bulma. She backhanded Cell out the door and into the sun. Everyone is avoiding Bulma now, we don't want to get on her badside.

December 22th
Well Freiza tried to take over the earth... again.. nothing special. Son Gokou just went Super Saiya-jin 3 and pretty much handed Freiza's ass... err behind to him in a paper bag. Vegeta said he wanted to take down Freiza and another fight broke out. Son Gokou and Vegeta's fuses are only a few inches, they will snap sooner or alter. Oh yeah, Christmas is almost here and we might be getting a Christmas bonus soon! Yes!

December 24th
We didn't get any Christmas bonuses... ugh... Tenshinhan said in a whiny voice "We need to watch our budget.." I know he's just getting the extra holiday cash to himself. So I went into his office and pissed.. err urinated in the droors of his desk. Hehehe, oh tommorow is going to be sweet.

December 25th
I've been demoted to cashier.... It seems that damned Chao-zu installed a survelliance camera in Tenshinhan's office. What I wouldn't give to choke that little clown.. albino.. thing. Whatever he is, he is going to pay!

December 26th
Well, Tenshinhan saw my journal on accident. He knows of the fued between me and Chao-zu and decided that we should consult the matter. That's why he stuck us both on Jerry Springer.... oh here is what happened.

Jerry: Now Kulilin... what problems do you have with Chao-zu.
Kulilin: Well... he doesn't do anything and he still has his job. He obviously trying to make my life miserable and.. he got me demoted..
Jerry: Well, let's find out Chao-zu's side of the story... come out Chao-zu!
Chao-zu walked out and flexed his muscles for the crowd... the fans seemed to like it, morons..
Jerry: Well what do you have to say to Chao-zu..
Chao-zu: Well ya see, Kulilin is a homosexual..
Kulilin: What!?
Chao-zu: You see, he thinks I am homo-phobic so he insults me and thinks I am doing this just because I am homo-phobic. But that isn't true, Kulilin is a horrible worker. I tried to cut him some slack but it just couldn't be done.
Kulilin: That's a lie you little clown bitch!
Chao-zu: Shutup you short-ass fag!
Crowd: Jerry Jerry Jerry!
Jerry: Well it seems you have something else to say Chao-zu.
Chao-zu: Yea, I got a new girlfriend Kulilin..
Kulilin: Why the hell would I care?
Jerry: Well whoever she is, let's bring her out!
Then it happened.... #18 walked out....
Kulilin: Oh my god! #18!
Chao-zu: She's my woman now.
#18: That's right, this big sexy man is my man now, bye Kulilin.
Crowd: Jerry Jerry Jerry!
Well, I became a little rash and I hit Chao-zu with a chair and started stomping on his head.. but oooh did it feel good!

December 26th
Well, I started a therapy session and I became asst. manager. Chao-zu was fired because he attacked me at work today. Oh that was great! Things are starting to look up. Well it happened... Son Gokou and Vegeta snapped. It seems they are going to settle their dispute on a wrestling show.. WWF I think. I'm going to watch that.. it'll be great.

December 28th
Well Son Gokou and Vegeta's match happened. I wrote a transcript of it.

Micheal Cole: Well our next match will be between Son Gokou and Vegeta, they are going to settle a dispute with a hardcore match-up. They are in the ring and the bell has sounded. Vegeta starts off with a clothesline. Son Gokou gets up quickly and delivers a haymaker to Vegeta. Son Gokou kicks Vegeta in the stomach and executes a swinging neckbreaker. Vegeta gets up and elbows Gokou. Vegeta flies up... flies!? Well anyway.. he's in the air and he fires a .. yellow ball thing. Son Gokou moves and the ball thing hits the crowd. The crowd explodes!
Jerry Lawler: What's going on here!?
Cole: Vegeta drop kicks Son Gokou but Son Gokou took it. Son Gokou flies up and they are brawling in the sky. Son Gokou does a axehandle sending Vegeta flying down. Vegeta lands on the ringpost... ooh his spine most be broken! Vegeta gets off the pole and Gokou lands in the ring. Vegeta hair turns yellow and he heel kicks Gokou out of the ring and Gokou lands on the announcer's table. Vegeta jumps out of the ring and splashes Gokou! Gokou kicks Vegeta off and is breathing heavy. Gokou cups his hands and fires.. a beam of yellow light? Vegeta gets knocked into the guardrail. Gokou picks up a chair and walks over to Vegeta. He lifts it up but Vegeta low-blows him. Gokou falls on his knees and what's this? Vegeta just pedigreed Gokou on the pavement! Vegeta rolls Gokou into the ring and puts him in the center. Vegeta is taking off his glove now... Vegeta is going off the ropes twice. He jumps high into the air and delivers a corporate elbow to Son Gokou. He picks up Son Gokou and throws him into the turnbuckle. Vegeta has all this yellow electricty around him now and he runs out Gokou and tries for a bronco buster but... ooh, Gokou got off it at the last second. Gokou picks up a 2 x 4 and makes his way over to Vegeta and.. wait.. what is Raditz doing here!? Raditz is in the ring and.. he just stunned Son Gokou! Vegeta goes for the pin and he gets it! Vegeta wins the hardcore match!

Well that match was pretty strange.. I thought Raditz was dead.

December 29th
Chikyuu Fried Dragon is closing down.. it was doing so well but.. it's just closing down. Vegeta is happy that he finally can take off that clown costume and regain some dignity. Everyone else is happy because.. well they don't need the money. Tenshinhan was having a mid-life crisis thing and opened up a restuarant.. he needed our help so we couldn't refuse. Well we packed up the last bit of cooking grease in rusty old barrels. We plan on dumping the barrels in the ocean, that grease well.. it's dangerously toxic. We finished our last sales today. Tenshinhan took out everything in his office. It's all pretty sad, we spent the last year here. Oh well. Well goodbye, I guess this journal is going to end up in a closet somewhere... what if it ended up on the world wide web somewhere.. that would be pretty embarrassing. Well bai bai.

(The scene ends with Kamesennin Mutenroshi still in his little adult magazines shop in the back of the Chikyuu Fried Dragon reading a adult magazine totally unaware the place closed down.)