"If I Could Turn Back Time". Chapter 2 Warning:This story, as well as the 1st chapter, tends to have a lot of dialogue and a lot of yelling (coming from Theo Huxtable). The story does not have very much to do with the DBZ gang. The DBZ gang are just observing most of the time. Rated:PG-13 Reason:There are minor cussing in this, but is replaced with words that take the place in the curse words. The second chapter is called "A Fine Mess". Cast: Max Gardner Goku Trunks Vegeta Zarbon #18 (as Max's date. In real life, they're both romantically linked to each other and 18 left Krillin.) Guest star: Malcolm Jamal Warner as Theo Huxtable (circa 1984-1985 season) and the Cosby Show cast from the 84'-'85 season The gang got back from 1982 to this present year. There are still tests to go through. Trunks:Max, this time you get to pick the year. Max:I'm going to October 16, 1984. Trunks:Ok. Trunks punches in the numbers 1,9,8, and 4 and magically enters the Huxtables family. Theo wants to get a designer's Thriller jacket that costs $500.00. Vegeta is upset and clueless. Vegeta:What the heck is this?! We're in a Cosby sitcom!!! Max:Wow! Coool!!!! Vegeta:Not cool, crackhead! Max:Call me a crackhead and I will knock you out, midget! Cliff Huxtable:What' goin' on here?! Who are you guys?! Theo:Oh! Those are my friends that is helping me out with homework. Follow me, guys. Vegeta:Why should we?! Theo:I'll tell you when we get up there! Vegeta:Well, I ain't comin'! You must be an ideot if you need help with homework, you dork! Theo:(upstairs, screaming at the top of his lungs)COME ON, VEGETA!!!!!! I'M NOT PLAYIN'!!!!!! WANT ME TO SOCK YOU DEAD IN YOUR MOUTH AND MAKE YOUR TEETH FALL OUT?!!! YOU'RE TRYIN' MY PAITENCE!!! COME ON!!!!!! Vegeta still did'nt want to come up to Theo's room, but did'nt want to hear him scream again. So, he went up and was the last person in the room. Theo did'nt actually need help with his homework. He needed help convincing his dad Cliff to buy him a genuine leather Michael Jackson Thriller jacket. Theo:I need your help. I want to get a Thriller jacket by a designer's company, buy my dad won't let me. He's not gon' even pay for it himself. Goku:Well, Theo.......how much does it ccost? Theo:Only $500.00 Goku:$500.00?! GOOD LORD, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!!!!! Theo:I know. I've tried convincing him millions of times and it never worked. Vegeta:Well, what are you trying to say? Theo:What I'm sayin' is.........I need someone to butter him up a li'l. Goku:How? What's one excuse you've said to him? Theo:I dunno.......somethin' like I would clean his room for 2 weeks. And something also like I'll clean every single thing in this house. Zarbon:I'll volunteer. Theo:Thank you. I'll give you $10.00 later. Zarbon:No, thanks. Keep your allowance. Zarbon goes downstairs to talk to Cliff, but he's not home. He got called on an emergency down in the E.R. room. Clair:Yes? Zarbon:Where's Cliff? Clair:He's in the hospital working. What do you want? Zarbon: I've seen him in his room cleaning up. He even cleaned up his sister's room. He's planning to clean up his room next. Clair:That's nice! I've never seen Theo like that. Zarbon:Does that mean he gets the Thriller jacket? Clair:I just got 2 words to explain that.......HECKS NO!!!! I will not buy that Thriller jacket if he was planning to be a butler in this houe! It is way too expensive! I'd buy him a vinyl one though, but NO LEATHER!!! Zarbon quickly runs upstairs to tell Theo what went on. Theo:What did he say? Zarbon:Cliff was'nt home, so I told Clair about you. Theo:Well, what did she say? Zarbon:She said hecks no. Theo:AW MAN!!!! EVERYONE HAS THAT JACKET IN MY MIDDLE SCHOOL! I'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE THAT HAS THAT JACKET IS COOL, AND I'LL WON'T BE POPULAR UNTIL I HAVE ONE!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!! Clair:Theo!! Keep it down! You're too loud! Theo:Sorry, mom!! Denise knocks on Theo's door 2 times. Theo:Who is it? Denise:It''s me. Denise. Maybe I can help you out with your dillema. Theo:Oh, thank you! I knew I could count on you! Denise: But WAIT a minute! Theo:What?! Denise:You're got to give me 84% of your allowance first. Theo:Fine. Take the whole thing! I'm desperate!!!! Denise:Gimmie a picture of that jacket you want. 3 hours later, Denise is done making the jacket. She had to sew every last thread to get the work done and it took her hours to complete, but it was worth it.......to Theo. Denise:Finished. Theo:Cool. Let me see...... Little did Theo know is that Denise accidentally made the jacket too small. Denise did'nt even noticed it. She thought it was a perfect fit for Theo. Theo:(yet again screaming at the top of his lungs, this time like he's getting strangled) DENISE!!!!!!! The DBZ gang snicker at Theo. Denise:What, Theo? Theo:(in strangled voice) You made my jacket too small! Gimmie back my allowance! Clair overhears and comes in Theo's room. Clair:THEO!!! Where did you get that jacket! Theo:Uh.....It's Denise's fault! She made it for me and she made it too small! Denise:Shut the heck up, you squealer! Theo:It's true! Clair:Well, I am disgusted with BOTH of you! The both of you are grounded for 2 months litterally until otherwise noticed! Goku:(turns on WatchPhone)Trunks, we're ready to come back to 2000. Trunks punches in 2 and 3 zeroes and magically, the DBZ gang re-appears in Trunks' lab. To be continued...........