FANCY DRESS
By
Frieda W. Landau
*****
"Can
you please explain what this means, Mr. Garibaldi?"
"Huh?"
The security chief briefly glanced up at the petite Minbari
woman standing on the other side of his desk. "Oh, hi, Ambassador,
just a sec. I need to finish this." He turned back to the
data pad in his hand, punched in a few words and put it face
down with a grimace. "Overnight reports, and my night chief
never uses one word when he can use ten. Man's a bore, but
he's good at his job. Now, what can I help you with, Delenn?"
he said, taking the orange sheet of paper she handed him.
"I
do not understand this," she said, pointing to the elaborate
black script.
"It's
an invitation to the Halloween party tonight at Earhart's.
Oh, I see...you don't know what Halloween is...."
"No,
I learned about it when I was studying your customs before
coming to Babylon 5. Although I do not understand how a solemn,
religious occasion meant to honor the dead became a holiday
where small children extort gifts of food and money from their
elders...."
"Um...I'm
not really the one to ask...."
Delenn
shook her head impatiently. "What does it mean here, 'fancy
dress mandatory for admission'?" She stabbed at the offending
sentence. "Are not my garments proper? No one has ever complained
before."
Garibaldi
started to smile and thought better of it. "It's Halloween,
Delenn. And people are supposed to dress up in costumes, you
know, pretend they're someone else."
"Oh."
Her face lit up. "Like children playing. Thank you, I understand
now."
Earhart's
was crowded. Delenn stopped in the doorway, assaulted by the
noise. She adjusted the hood of the red cape she wore over
her usual attire and shifted the small, straw basket to the
other arm. She felt silly, dressed like this, it was so unMinbari.
She surveyed the room. The oversize duck in the old fashioned
space suit, Mr. Garibaldi, was laughing at something Londo,
dressed as a Centauri emperor, was saying. G'Kar, an ornate
sword at his side, swept the wide hat with the purple plume
low across his body as he bowed to the barefoot Gypsy with
long, flowing hair and dangling earrings. Ivanova looked so
different out of her severe uniform! And there were at least
five Vorlons!
She
heard the roar of some sort of machine above the din. Garibaldi's
motorcycle. Someone in black leather studded with silver,
with the word Harley on the back of the jacket, was sitting
astride it, revving the engine. Lennier! Delenn shook her
head. She would never understand his fascination with that
machine.
"Hi
there, not afraid of wolves, are you?" Startled, Delenn turned
quickly, knocking her basket squarely into John Sheridan's
chest. "Oomph! I guess you're not. That's quite an effective
weapon you've got there," he said as he rubbed the spot. "What
have you got in there anyway? Rocks?"
"I
am sorry, Captain. I did not see you. But you should not sneak
up on someone like that."
"John,
remember? You promised to call me, John."
"John,"
she smiled. "And I don't know what's in the basket. It came
with the cape and hood, to complete the costume the salesman
in the Zocolo said." She shrugged. Then, with another radiant
smile, she took in his fringed shirt and colorful bandana,
and the two, old-fashioned slug throwers holstered on his
low-slung belt. "I know who you are, you're a bovine herder!"
"A...bov...what?"
Sheridan sputtered. "Close, but no cigar. Never mind, I'll
explain it later," he said at her quizzical look. "The correct
term is 'cowboy'." He took off the wide brimmed, white hat
and held it against his chest. "Shucks, ma'am, you sure are
the purtiest gal here."
Puzzled,
Delenn looked at him for moment, then her face cleared. "Ah,
you are play acting, to go with your costume."
Sheridan
grinned and replaced the hat. "Yes, but I meant it." Before
she could respond, he took her arm. "Come on, you're just
in time for the judging!"
Sipping
her orange juice, a virgin screwdriver Sheridan had called
it, and nibbling at the dark chocolate cake with orange icing,
Delenn sat fascinated by the parade strutting in front of
the judges, two ombudsmen and the proprietor of Earnhart's.
A shepherdess, complete with staff and crook, won the fairy
tale category. Mr. Garibaldi sputtered as the judges handed
him the trophy for 'most appropriate' costume, to the delight
of the crowd. The Centauri ambassador won for the most accurate
attire, which surprised no one since he wore the ceremonial
garb of his illustrious ancestor.
Sheridan
started to say something, but Delenn shushed him as one of
the ombudsmen stood up and held up his hand to quiet the crowd.
It was the one who had rolled his eyes at the grey alien with
the large head, a Star Fury pilot who was smaller than the
others. The judge announced that there was one more prize
to win, for the best Vorlon. He waved the contestants to the
stage. There was much hooting and whistling as the five tried
to imitate the gait and speech of the Vorlon ambassador.
Once
again, the judge held up his hand. "Ladies and gentlemen,
the winner, by an unanimous vote, is number three!" He removed
the head to reveal a blushing Vir. The revelers stamped and
cheered. The shy ambassador's aide had fooled them all. Three
of the remaining Vorlons, glad to get out of their confining
costumes, pounded his back and told him no hard feelings.
The
fifth Vorlon, however, slowly raked the judges with the orb
in his chest. "Impudent!", he hissed. And glided off the stage
and out the door.
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