[welcome to the haiku madness - you can post yours on the message board]
* = personal favourites
Alliteration Haiku
Smiling snails slither
slyly. Soon salt shall
sear sneaky snails. Such slime.
*Boyfriend Haiku
Taco burrito
Better take your Bean-O or
Sleep on couch you go.
Boyfriend Haiku #2
I love you, baby.
I hate you, bitch! I love you
again. Let's have sex.
Buk Reference Haiku
Nobody got Kari's
Bukowski reference so
I went home and cried.
*A Cure for Melodrama in Authors
To put on a bra
gives my melancholy prose
an uplifted feel.
Dildo Haiku
Didn't have enough
cash for a dildo so I
bought this cucumber.
Dildo Haiku #2
I wanted to write
a dildo haiku to make
you laugh but I suck.
English Haiku
Me write good. Me loves
write haiku in big words. Make
mommy proud of me.
Evil Haiku
Fuck tits turd piss
motherfucking cocksucker
cunt shit fart and twat. Uh!
Evil Haiku #2
Rape kill pillage and
burn. Rape kill pillage and burn.
Eat the babies! Cha!
Failed Haiku
I think that all of
my haikus suck so I
decided on this one.
Failed Haiku #2
My haiku has
seventeen syllables.
Oh hurray! Oh hurray!... shit.
First Haiku Death Match Haiku
I wanted to win
my first haiku match so I
challenged my sister.
First Haiku Death Match Haiku #2
I wanted to win
my first haiku death match so
I'll show you my bra.
Hero Haiku
Achilles is my
hero because Patroklos
was his gay lover.
*Internet Haiku
www.bigfatdonkeydick.com
Internet Haiku #2
or
He Said I Couldn't Write a Haiku With the Word 'Discombobulate' In It
www.discombobulate.com
*Internet Haiku #3
www.internethaiku.com
Joke Haiku
Knock knock. Who's there?
Joke Haiku. Joke Haiku who?
Sorry, there's no punchline.
Latin Haiku
Aqua vitae bona est
dum me ad nauseam
haiku scribo.
Whiskey is good
while writing haikus
to the point where all i want to do is puke.
Latin Haiku #2
Alii ea vitium
vincere possum,
alii non.
Some vices
I can conquer,
others not.
Latin Haiku #3
Dum ratio nos
ducet, valebimus et
bene geremus.
While reason leads us
we are strong and
we accomplish good.
Poetry Workshop Haiku
I tried to write a
sestina but all I thought
up was this haiku.
*Reaching Blindly
Dirt on my glasses
Blurred outlook on my life
Where am I going?
Smokers' Haiku
Nicotine is good.
Nicotine makes me happy.
Puff. Shit-eating grin.
Spanish Haiku
Me gusta bailar
en el sangre de los
innocentes mucho.
I like to dance
in the blood of the innocents
alot.
Spanish Haiku #2
Tengo dos gatos
en mis pantalones. Hay
una fiesta.
I have two cats
in my pants.
It's a party.
Victory Haiku
I think that all of
my victory haikus suck
so I picked this one.
Victory Haiku #2
Fuck you! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha pffffbbbtttt!
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