The X-men: House Invasion

Author:  Lady Rayne

Buzzz.. Buzzz... Buzzzzz... whap.. whap.. whap.

<slap> "OW! That hurt Bobby.

"Sorry Scott."

" Hit it with the flyswatter not me!!"

Buzz buzz buzz.. whap whap whap...

"What in th' heck is it doin? it's just hitting it's head on the ceiling!"

"I don't know Rogue but it's been doing it for an hour and it's driving me up the wall. You can fly, get up there and get it."

" Yoah climbin the walls sugah you go get it."

" Funny Rogue... just get up there"

" Ah right." <fly>< swipe>" Hey get away!" < frantic swipe>< miss> CRASH!

" Rogue he said go get it not knock a hole in the ceiling!!"

" Shut up Bobby it landed on mah face!!"

" So? You're invulnerable! What can it do!"

" It can land on me.. that's what! If'n yoah don't be careful I'll be a landin on you in a second."

buzz.. buzz.. buzzz.... whapp whappp whappp

"Damn I thought you got it!!"

"Ah thought ah did too!!"

"Look it's just flying around hitting it's head on the ceiling! How hard can it be to kill it!!"

" Fine then Mr. I'm the big leader smarty pants you get it"

" Because I don't want to do any more damage to the ceiling that's why Bobby. Why don't you frieze it?"

" If that's all yall wanted, I'm going now... "

" No your not Rogue you're staying right here until we get it out of this room. It's been driving Jean and me crazy. It's even kept us awake all night!"

< evil grin> "Since when was that a bad thing?"

" Shutup Bobby. She won't do that either. Even if I'm on top"

" Thanx shugah that was am image ah didn't need."

" Look who's talking Mrs.. let's do it in a cave."

" You've got a death wish don't you Scott."

" Probably... "

" I'll grant yoah wish sugah. Go get it yoah self!" < lunge,>

" Hey Rogue.. back away.. hey I'm your leader.. back away.. I'm warning you. I'll put you on monitor duty for a week!! gaaakk... woah!!!!

< hysterical laughter> " Go Rogue!! Oh that's funny..."

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! < crash> < bang>

" You know for some one who can't fly he's pretty good at it."

<Crash>

< groan> Ugh.. I believe I can fly...

< laughter again>

" I think he got it Rogue... he's got most of the ceiling too.. but I think he got it.."

" Got what bub?"

" A.... "

buzz... buzz.. whap.. whapp...

ARRRRRGH!!

" Aw come on people.. you can't get rid of that? What kinda X-men are you?"

" If you're such an expert Logan you get up there and get it."

Buzz buzz buzz.. whap whapp.. dive...

" DUCK!!"

" Okay now it's gettin on mah nerves..."

" Lemme show you kids how it's done.."

" I can't wait to see this."

" Me neither frosty."

" Don't call me that Skunky.."

" Skunky!! Why Ah otta!!!"

" Now you two..."

* SNIKT*
< jump> < slice> <miss>
< jump> < slice> < miss>

buzz.. buzz.. buzzzzzzzz..... dive... buzzzzzzzzz

" He's got it mad now"

GRRRRR... < Jump>< slice>< miss>

" It's gettin' him mad. Sugah"

" All right I've had enough of this, crap" < slash, slash, slash..> < Miss> CRASH!!

" Jean's going to kill me..."

" It was only the china case.. not like it was important or anything" <snicker>

" About as important as my sleeping in the bed instead of the couch."

" Now he's pissed.."

" Come here you little!!!!" Crash!!!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Dive...... BUZZZZZ...

" That's my snow globe collection you're dripping Logan!!!"

" So what if it is bub?"

" It was your snow globe collection"

" Yoah collect snow globes?" < snicker>

" Hey don't make fun of my snow globes!"

" Duck!!"

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... Dive...BUZZZZZZZZZZZ

< Sting> OW!!! It got me!!

" Okay that's it.. that is just it!! Die you spawn of evil!!!" < fwoooom.>

" X-men... attack!!!"

CRASH. BANG... WHAM!!!!

Silence.

BUZZZ.. BUZZZ... Buzzzz......

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

" What in blases is going on in here, Rogue, Bobby, Logan.. why is Scott trying to pull his hair out?"

" It's here!! It's here!!" < insane laughter> " Buzz... Buzz.. Buzz... whap.. whapp... whoooo haaaaa....."

" Ookay Scott's lost it."

Buzzzz?? Buzzz??? < Land>

" Stars and Garters man is that all?" < spray>

Buzz.. Buzz... Buuuuz.. B... @#*&% Buzzzzz....< drop>

" Raid?? Ah went through all that and he brings out the @#&*^% Raid!!!!"

" For goodness sakes it's that time of year.. they're all over the place. Have some common sense people"

*snict*

" Butt.. buttt.. but...."

" Ah.. Ah.. Ah..."

< Amazed stares>

" Whooo ha ha ha... buzz.. Buzz... ha ha.. whap whapp...." < more laughter..drool>

Buzz Buzz Buzzzzz.... < satisfied buzz>

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

< All flee>

" Hum.. guess I grabbed the country fresh air freshener instead of the raid..."