The X-Men: Whose turn

Author:  Lady Rayne

“ Ah ain't doin um”
“ Come on Rogue, I’ll pay you. You do them this time and..I’ll do them when it’s your turn..yeah that’s it.. I’ll do it then.”
“ Do ah look like ah was born yesterday Bobby?”
“ Not in that outfit. I’ve seen strippers with more clothing than you.”
“ You’re fixin ta have less body parts, snowman.”
“ Now calm down the both of you.”
“Thank you Hank”
“ It is your turn anyway, Robert.”
“ No it’s not it’s Kitty’s turn but she’s gone, and so is Piotr, Jean, Wolvie, Betsy, Ororo...Hank..old buddy... old pal..”
“ Kindly remove your arm from my shoulder before I use it to bash your head in. I will not do your job for you, you’ve put if off for far too long now you are paying the price.”
“ Geeze all of a sudden everybody’s gung ho to take me apart.”
“ It’s yur sparkling personality sugah”
“ I’ll ignore that Rogue. Why do I have to do them! With the kind of things that get cooked around here it’s dangerous to get near them after they’ve been sitting there for that long.”
“ We’ve been over that before Bobby. The moving food was a rare occurance that should not happen..”
“ As long as Bettsy stays away from the kitchen”
“ It should NOT happen again Rogue. So it is no longer life threatening. Indeed it wasn’t life threatening before.”
“ Tell that ta Scott”
“ Hey it didn’t hurt him did it? It just roughed him a up a little, it was hilarious really.”
“ Actually it was Bobby, but there is nothing funny or dangerous about this
task. So have at it.”
“ Come on Hank..just one more day.. we can wait untill Kitty gets back.”
“ Why do ya think she left sugah, ya think she’s gonna come back till she knows it’s done?”
“ And we are out of forks, knives, plates, cups..all eating utensels in general. Logan has been eating with his claws, right out of the pan..”
“ Like that’s something new for him.”
“ Quit interrupting me will you please Robert. Now you know we are out of paper plates, plastic silverware and plastic cups. We’ve put off long enough, eaten out too much, stayed away from the kitchen for too long. The real dishes have to be cleaned today, it is your turn, do it. Look we’ve even filled the sink up with nice sudsy hot water... go ahead Bobby... dive in.”
“ It’s not my turn I tell you. It’s Kitty's.. or is it Logan's..I can’t remember.”
“ Ain't that just convenient.”
“ Rogue don’t you have something to smash, someone to absorb, someone else to annoy.”
“ You want me ta smash your head into that sink?”
“ Not particularly no”
“ Then shut up Bobby. Rogue and I are here to make sure the dishes get done. Now this little matter will be settled with the list the professor made up as to the diffrent chores... ahem, Bobby... why is the list shredded into little pieces on the floor by the refridgerator. And why do they still have ice crystals on them?”
“ Humm.. humm. hummm. Whistle..”
“ Bobby”
“ Yes Hank?”
“ Prepare for a bath.”
“ Ahhhhhh!!” SPLASH!
“ That’s a good way oa do dishes.. break um all with bobby’s head so we just go downstairs, you rewire the Shiar matter replicator doohicky and we make ourselves some new clean dishes.”
“ And then we’ll just re-do the chores list so Scott and Bobby have all the disgusting chores and we do nothing.”
“ Hank old buddy you are a genius.”
“ I know.”