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Answer to Anthony's Question: So...Someone thinks I'm an Alky...sheesh...I only like drinking beer..and I only drink when I'm at work (at the clubs)....and when I do drink it's one beer..sheesh..alky.. By the way....Anyone want to hook up with my homie Anthony??...He said he's lonely..IM him, he left his sn next to his name for a reason...go get em' tiger. U're an ALCOHOLIC when: 1. You drink alone....2. You carry alcohol in a brown bag...(that means you have something to hide)

Questions are asked through the GuestBook and I answer them here..If you're a bit confused read the GuestBook...

Answer to Nancy's Question: My name is not Vilomonballs...That is called a nasty nickname meaning Vivien Loves Monkey Balls...Nancy also has a nick name..she is Nandalilorknutt...that means Nancy the Little Dork Nutt...and the true meaning of Dork is Penis...so you figure it out..Yes we are weird people, but we are the ones that make life interesting and worth living...

Answer to Mr.Lyle's Question: Wanna?...makes me think "wanna" what???...If it's what I'm thinking of course I "wanna". You pick the time and date...need I say more. This is a rated G site so I must not go any further.

Answer to Tony Sparkz Jr's Question: Man...I don't know the meaning of life...I didn't say I was Ghandi...I said I would be CLEO, those two people are totally different...I think the meaning of life is to live until you die..Do what you can with the time that you have...and have no regrets...and Saturday's Lotto Numbers are...3, 39,33,8,13, and the last one is a mystery cause I'm not feeling the connection....Good Luck...and there is nothing wrong with my buttons..haha

Answer to Amy's Question: I put both socks on before putting on my shoes...that's so I don't lose the other sock...I guess I'm a right brainer...I don't see how that can determine what kind of brainer you are, but ok if you say so...Maybe you should do my facts of the day....

Answer to Troy's Question: There are not too many out there like me, but you can find a girl cause you're a hottie yourself...You know you have the girls jockin' you...You don't look for the "ONE" you wait and the person you least expect to be the "ONE" will then come...Remember that "LOVE TAKES TIME!!!"

Answer to Jennie's Question: A place to go on Valentine's day when you're single hmm...Well that's a problem cause I don't celebrate that day, so I can go anywhere cause to me it's just another day...Stay home and watch cool movies that have cute guys that you jock and you'll forget that it's V-day...
Remember it's just another day...

Answer to George's Question: So, the question is what came first the chicken or the egg huh..? Well, in my opinion I think the chicken came first, because I think the higher power that put us here, also dropped a chicken on us too. I think this because if a chicken was first we would be able to survive off of hard boiled eggs, but if the egg came first there would be no chicken, cause the scavengers would eat the one and only egg. So, therefore there would be no chickens now if the egg came first...

Answer to Sur Jee Oh's Question: To answer your first question..you didn't know about this site cause you don't come online as often anymore, so I can't tell you about it....Although I did tell George to tell you, so that you would eventually find out about it....You know I've noticed that you always try to make things difficullt for me...sheesh..See that just proves my point...Girls aren't drama...guys are..they like to make things hard for girls and push them as far as possible to test them...and that's why they become drama..cause guys start it ALL the time.

Answer to Nam's Question: To answer Nam's question is easy cause girls don't play mind games...girls only play games cause they think that guys like to play games..If guys were brave enough to just tell a girl that they like them then that would avoid all games..hint hint!!!

Answer to He-Man's Question: The reason there are usually more buns then hot dogs in a package is because some people use hot dogs in other ways, and don't need the same amount of buns...Hot dogs weren't only made to eat with buns...My mom use to chop a hot dog up and put em' in my Ramen, so that I would eat some kind of meat...therefore you don't need that many buns...Alot of people don't use extra buns for anything besides hot dogs but tend to just grab a dog and go...esp those carnivores..

Answer to Truong's Question: Why do girls put lipstick on at the table stumps even me...I guess they don't know what they look like, although they are staring at themselves in the mirror...As for why they call hamburgers, "HAM"burgers is because they have ham in it....it's supposed to just be called a burger unless it has ham it.. just like a cheese burger has cheese and it's a burger...usually mystery meat would be called "ham"..ahahah

Answer to Ljn's Question: Why are you broke...I guess anyone that reads your guestbook entry could tell you that...STOP spending money on beer..if you're going to drink buy a 6 pack or something, keep it in your trunk and down a couple before you go in a club..it's cheaper that way..it saves money too..Beer is expensive cause it gives you this feeling that water or soda can't...BTW...Beer isn't that expensive if you know where and how to buy it...

Answer to Cer G. Oh's Question: Spills the beans is an old saying originated from Malakahanama...There was this guy that wanted to tell another man some gossip but was eating beans...so the other man said "Spit out the Beans and just tell me", so the guy spit out his beans and accidently knocked over the table and spilled the bowl of beans. The first guys said man you made me spill the beans to tell you...and from then on everyone just why don't you just "spill the beans"...sarcastically..
Ice Fishing isn't in the Winder Olympics because it doesn't take much skill...all the people would do is just sit and wait till fish grabbed on their bait..It's just not that challenging..

Answer to Chimp_Master's Question: You never see me pick my nose cause my nose is always clean,cause when I do pick it, it just so happens that nobody is around..If I have to pick it when you're around I will..hee...The reason I don't fart in front of you is cause I don't need to..but if I have to I'm not going to announce it...if you smell it you smell it, if not then you don't.

Answer to Truong's 2nd Question: You ask why girls say one thing then do another..that's an easy one...it's just like saying why do guys think with their D*&Ks and not with their hearts...haha but seriously... girls say one thing and do another cause they're only saying things to please you, but really they want to say other things but it'll hurt you..so which way would you want it..??? Guys are just as confusing and do the same things girls do so you tell me.....

Answer to B zero B's Question: In my opinion I think a guy should always be straight forward when he likes a girl..She won't think you're playing mind games if you approach her seriously...If you start laughing or if you have really bad timing... like when you're drunk...,then yeah she'll think it's a game, but if you set her aside and tell her... she'll know that you're serious.

Answer to Ryan's Question: Hmm...Can I get you into Q's ?? No, but you can get me into Q's, cause you are DJ CLIMAXXX...I can't believe DJ CLIMAXXX signed my guest book...wow...

Answer to Patty's Question: I got the pictures from the yahoo clipart that comes with the web page...Unless you're talking about the little man..that one I drew myself.

Answer to Troung's 3rd Question: 20 computers or a Ford Escape...I say 20 computers, so I can open an internet cafe and make some money..I already have a car so I don't need another one, although I drive a Gremlin.

Answer to Jordass Stizzarks's Question: (This is a guy in my art class) You know I'm having a hard time with perspective drawing. Why..? do you have to rub that in my face..and yeah i started with marker on my last project but that was by accident..sheesh...haha...and u spelled Los Angeles right...hmm you're weird.haha..