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| 1. AMBITIOUS
Always ready for a fart. |
| 2. LAZY
Just fizzles. |
| 3. AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts. |
| 4. SELFISH
Only enjoys smelling his own farts. |
| 5. CARELESS
Farts in church. |
| 6. SMART ALEC
Farts when ladies are present. |
| 7. CLEVER
Farts and coughs at same time. |
| 8. SCIENTIFIC
Bottles his farts. |
| 9. STINGY
Belches instead of farting to save his asshole. |
| 10. FOOLISH
Farts and laughs. |
| 11. SHY
Blushes even when he farts silently. |
| 12. CONCIETED
Thinks he can fart loudest. |
| 13. UNLUCKY
Tries to fart and shits pants. |
| 14. TIMID
Jumps when he farts. |
| 15. BEWILDERED
Can't tell his own farts from others. |
| 16. SLOVENLY
Farts and fizzles, rots his pants. |
| 17. NERVOUS
Stops in middle of fart. |
| 18. MISERABLE
Can't fart. |
| 19. CONFUSED
Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go. |
| 20. GROUCH
Grumbles when ladies fart. |
| 21. SNEAKY
Farts and blames it on the dog. |
| 22. DISAPPOINTED
Their farts dont stink. |
| 23. FRESH GUY
Jumps in front of you and farts. |
| 24. BIG BULLY
Farts louder than everyone else. |
| 25. DELUDED
Enjoys all farts thinking they are his. |
| 26. CUTE
Discovers from farts what others have eaten. |
| 27. WISE
Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??". |
| 28. DAMNED MEAN
Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head. |
| 29. MUSICAL
Tenor or bass / Clear as a bell / Smells like shit / Sounds like hell |
| 30. HONEST
Farts and blames in on the hostess. |
| 31. LIVELY GUY
Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously. |
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