Music: "Heartaches By The Number"



Here's Some Things I Hate!

(Mom said I shouldn't use the word hate, but I just can't help it -- sorry!)

When the Vet takes my temperature, when he cleans my ears, when he clips my nails and when he gives me a shot.

My vet is the best in the world, but even so, I don't like shots!

When my sister Honey acts like she doesn't see me and she bumps into me and almost knocks me over. When she acts like she doesn't hear me and she keeps doing what I bark at her not to do. When she ignores me and won't play with me.

When I was just a young pup I would sometimes overhear Mom telling someone I was almost housebroken! I mean, how humiliating is that when your own Mom is telling everybody and their dog about your private life? Sooooo, every time I overheard her telling someone I was almost housebroken, I did it in the house just to show her... HA!!


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