OKAY! So, you're probably looking at that picture and saying to yourself "hey, how come you love this chick so much, huh?"... (Let's not even get into why I am rambling about why I like a goddamned cartoon character! ^_^)Well, what can I say? SHE'S MEGA CUTE! She's by no means a lolita sex-kitten which is usually the type I go for, but she's got this kinda cutesy punkish aire about her; I really like it. She's unlike any other anime character I know of... OH, I should probably mention at this point, before I get to carried away in my uninspired rant, her name is Haruhara Haruko and she's from the series FLCL (Furi Kuri... not FURRY CURRY!)... it's by Gainax (not Vaginax.. or whatever! ^_^).. and it's probably the series I have been most gay over for the past year and a half or so... I dunno...

So anyways, she's cute. We have covered that. She wears goggles and rides a super-powered Vespa. Two more points to her. She's also a little crass too, which is kinda cool. I mean, I don't want some chick who's all prim and proper to the point that I feel I have to get out lil' doilies and stuff whenever she comes over. And well, yeah, also she's not a heartless asshole (ha, actually she IS, but I won't count what actually happened in the show ^_^); she's got quite a passionate side (yum yum!)... OH.. OH YEAH, she plays the bass guitar too! That's one thing that I was instantly drawn to. Unless you count Priss and the Replicants, I can't think of too many other anime chicks who play instruments and TOTALLY RAWK. Furthermore, in the show, it doesn't look like she can really play her bass very well, which leads me to believe that she and I could start a totally kickass grind band a la Godstomper. Yeah, if she could only forget about Atomsk and hook up with me. Me oh my, I have fantisized about her and I riding around on her Vespa; living on the road for a while, camping out at night and cuddling together in her sleeping bag; embracing her gently and placing delicate kisses upon her supple lips -- oops! I keep forgetting this is a noisecore site... I meant to say, I'd totally, uh, turn into a slobbering rapacious hell demon and uh, uh, vilely defile her with 10,000 throbbing tentacles and uh, some other gross/messy stuff -- not to mention maybe play some improv grind gigs while we were at it! har har! That kind of Us Against the World kinda feeling we would share... that's pretty damned romantic if I do say so myself and I do, don't I?

So what else? I have almost run out of stuff to say... Maybe I'll stick in another picture and call it an evening... maybe I'll get more ideas soon.

Okay, so this wasn't funny or anything... what did you expect?

WOW! OKAY! Looks like I inadvertently ripped off most of the ideas from someone else's Haruko shrine... CRAP! Well, at least I have the fantasy part... but in any case, it's worth a peek... it's HERE

I am insanely tired, so my attempt at an update will probably be pretty weak. While I was on vacation in New Hampshire, I caught Cartoon Network's showing of FLCL! It was awesome, despite the dub being pretty bad. Seeing FLCL again made my lil' heart flutter for Haruko. It reinforced basically everything I already said. Goddamn, the idea of eloping with her and slummin' it up and snuggling together with the flattened out cardboard boxes draped over the sleeping bag seems even cooler now. Yeah, I need to go to sleep.

The only thing I can say is uh, I am supposed to be in the sleeping bag with Haruko.. not my disembodied head floating sideways next to her...though that might be funnier.... ouch! >_<

The only new thing I can say here is I have been thinking about when Naota gets his flying V guitar in the baseball episode and then later on, it's resting with Haruko's bass, necks crossed... it's uh, pretty awesome, but for now, before I got completely bonkers, let's just comment on what it symbolizes! HARDY HAR HAR!