"Crazy"

Deakins: "'Possibility perp consumed gin or martini at restaurant.' Shaken or stirred?"
Goren: "We've got the waiters working with the sketch artist."

Eames: "Divorce Judge, the gift that keeps on giving."

Lab Tech: "Your gut did not fail you."
Goren: (points to Eames) "Actually, it was her idea."

Eames: "A cop. Good thing we know our hitman has a day-job."

Eames: "I love everything about this job except that. Buddy-boy system."

Eames: "The insanity defense."
Carver: "Well, he would know."

Dr. Webb: "Could somebody please tell him to stop looking at me? It's intolerable!"

Webb's Lawyer: "Glad you finally came to your senses."
Carver: "We never took leave of them... Unlike Dr. Webb."

Goren: "Well, he's alert, he's coherent. Maybe he's over his psychotic... break."

Dr. Webb's Lawyer: "Mr. Carver, if you don't shut him up..."

Goren: "The kind of woman that well, frankly, guys like you never get. Not just because you're too old, but because you're a geek. With your books and your tweed jacket."

Goren: "Nobody's reasonable when they're in love, that's the whole point of it!"

Carver: "Your client's not insane, he's in love. Maybe it's hard to tell the two apart, but the law can."


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