"The Pardoner's Tale"

Goren: "Eames, I gotta see a buddy about a '71 Malibu. Wanna come?"
Eames: "Sure. I love meeting your buddies."

Lewis: "I still can't get used to seeing you in a suit."

Eames "351, four-barrel. Who you trying to outrun?"
Lewis: "Whoa. I think I'm in love."

Phil: "What'd I do?!"
Goren: "Got yourself arrested."

Greg: "I should have shot you when I had the chance."
Goren: "I've heard that."

Goren: "I can get someone in so deep, even I couldn't find them."

Goren: "Boo!! Made you look."

Secretary: "Here, let me highlight it..."
Goren: "That's okay, the search warrant doesn't actually stipulate hightlighting."

Eames: "Declared a fugitive in 1997. I guess that qualifies as traveling."

Mrs. Uffland: "He has not deserted..."
Goren: "Where ever he is, he's not living in a two bedroom walk-up!"

Goren: "I'm not arresting her."
Eames: "Count me out, too."
Carver: "Detectives..."
Goren: "We are supposed to be better than the people we're prosecuting!"

Mrs. Uffland: "I am not going to help you put the father of my children in jail!"
Goren: "May I remind you that there are two people dead because of that man!"

Carver: "They should teach this case at the Governor's School of Government."
Goren: "Law school ethics class. That's where they should teach it, counselor."

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