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*******Thursday 9/07/06*******
Here's all the archived junx from Myspace:
God of War II
See the trailer, where people get evicerated, a cyclops loses it's eye,
and an innocent griffin gets it's wing ripped off.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Silent Hill
Eats it hardcore style in the first 30 mins. Then it gets better, and
better and better. Pyramid Head = awesome/not enough of him, and be afraid
of the barbed wire. That shit was... wow. Just fucked up. More so than I
could have imagined. I can't think of a better way to screw kids up than
to take them to that movie.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Fuckity fuck fuckers
I be the boredom. In your balls. Or ovaries, whatever. STFU noobtard. Had
the amazingly brain stimulating conversation about pitching tents in the
office today. Because some coworker and another live together, so it's
like haha they are gay, so he pitches a tent when they talk together, har
har fucking har. I swear it's sorta funny, bitch!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Fighting
If you've seen Ong Bak, you know that Thai fighting is the shit! Anyway,
I've always been into Muay Thai, and I learned some useful stuff from that
movie, the whole 'run at your opponent with an elbow and knee' works
pretty damn well. For the people who are confused by the proof, it is a
logical fallacy, because the (a-b) cannot be factored out of both sides,
because it is in essence dividing by zero, and we all know that dividing
by zero causes the world to implode.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Stuff I find online
What a great quote:
"If I wrote a comic called Sinfest, I'd start with Jesus raping Mary, and
then have John the Baptist give him a blow job on the cross, and then have
Jesus give a bunch of babies cancer."
And an interesting proof:

a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
a + a = a
2a = a
2 = 1

Monday, March 27, 2006

Metal Gear awesome
If you've played metal gear solid, this is the greatest. You still fail though. Clicky

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Super donkey punch!
Uhm. I can fight like Gaston...or Dr. Mcninja. Whatever is cooler.
Eat a dick, you goddamn monkey cow licking ass rapist- and don't forget to
eat your spaghetti-O's cunt-thwacker! I can verbally abuse your sodomized
childhood! All because I am bored.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Explody
The plural of 'monkey' is monkeys. It is not 'monkies'. Morons. I dropped
10lbs and kick the crap out of people because I'm back in TaeKwonDo again.
It makes most people have fear... and diarrhea- which is the most common
cause of death among infants!

Holy Jesus
The phrase "blasting cunt farts" is just... wow. Wow. Kinda amusing. A
little bit. I like shooter games.
Unicorns
You must watch this or you fail the internet.
Unicorns
Awesomeness.

Aaaaannndd that's it.

*******Tuesday 11/09/04*******
I went to a recent gathering. I knew less than 30% of the people there I think. Hence it wasn't too great, for me anyway. The funniest part is that my girlfriends ex was there. It's funny because after the party he emails her as if he's always done so. The last time he even tried to keep in touch was her birthday many months ago, as well as way back when they first broke up. That's some effort on his part, huh? Just like the effort used to buy a car, go to school, get a house, pay bills.... oh wait, he doesn't have effort for emails or those other things either! What was I thinking. Oh yeah, how funny it all was! What a joke!

*******Friday 8/6/04*******
Why does the military make people so fucking stupid? My dad used have such a bad temper until I got him to calm down, but that's like after 20 years of being out of active duty. Marcy's dad still acts like a stubborn child though without an iota of logical reasoning ability. In essence, a fucking social retard, because of his lack of problem solving, communication, and how to be a goddamn decent person. None of the shit that happened is anyone's fault but his own, but he took it out on his family. Dumbass. Couldn't be any more stupid. Taking stuff out on closest relatives will always equate to be ostracized for life. What a shithead. So I'm doing my best to help Marcy deal with this stuff, none of which is any way shape or form related to anybody but her dad. We will prevail, because my mind is powerful.

*******Wednesday 7/7/04*******
Very tired, need more time to play through FFX-2. I got a full size couch and a loveseat set up in the basement, and the slipcovers will be $150 for both which is kind of expensive considering what a slipcover is. I've been playing through MegaMan Anniversary collection, and completely forgot the sheer frustrating difficulty of the first few games in the series. Fucking insane! Well, I also got an Xbox, though of course I got the limited edition green Halo one. I'm still stuck at work most of the day and have class in the evening. :/

*******Friday 3/19/04*******
So I got DSL and a fast computer and all this happy shit, yet I still don't make as much money as I'd like to, and oftentimes I feel lonely. If I had time to play my games I wouldn't feel lonely, but I'm studying and at work most of the time, so I really don't get much time to myself. The spare time I do have usually goes to mundane chores like feeding the bird, cleaning the cage, doing laundry, vacuuming the room, and printing out schoolwork. I also have to write articles for the school paper, and need to work out. I have to record tv shows and watch them late at night, because that's when I can. I get stressed out a lot, but for the most part I keep it to myself, and try not to get into anybody's business. Sometimes, stupid shit just happens to me, like finding out you're being lied to, or just finding out things that were kept from you for no good reason.

*******Friday 1/23/04*******
Classes started up again, and this semester doesn't seem to be particularly difficult in any way. The only marginally challenging class with be my IT208 class, which adds onto all the Java programming I learned in IT108. It's ridiculous how some courses that are 100 or 200 level can be much harder than 400 level courses. Lately, I've been pretty bogged down time-wise. I'm either in class, at work, or spending a few hours with Marcy before I sleep and head off to work or class again. I had to scrouge some time to assemble the tv stand I ordered, and I have yet to complete the whole migration of my video game systems and do the wiring job nice and tidy. Props go to Marcy for helping me haul the heavy Tv around. I really wish I had more time to just sit on my ass and play a game. I played the first chapter of FFX-2 and haven't been able to touch it since, and that was about a month ago. Oh, I also found out that Verizon finally offers DSL in my neighborhood, but the catch is that you must have Verizon local phone service, which I do not have. It's not really my call to switch either. So...I don't know until I get my own place. Same with direcTV or digital cable, since there are no phone or cable jacks near my TV. If only I could get some more wiring done to get another phone jack put in, and a cable outlet by my Tv. Shouldn't be too hard, considering the walls aren't finished, I could even setup the DSL modem inside the wall, and just have a RJ-45 jack coming out of the wall directly.

*******Sunday 12/21/03*******
So I took a Personality Disorder test to get Obsessive/Compulsive. Which is funny, because I read about it all the time in my numerous psychology books. That is just another way of saying I have a superiority complex caused by complete disregard for society's view of perfection, but rather my own which consists mainly of efficiency to attain any goal. Yeah. I'm just better than all the mentally flawed, slow-witted, logically incapacitated, horribly poor decision-making, inefficient jesters that occupy so much real estate on this planet. I'd say the vast majority of personality disorders should be classified as "severe mental retardation", or "lack of usefulness/productivity". People just like to use pretty fanciful terms to lessen the blow to being less than the established 'norm' of society. You know, the blonde haired, blue eyed, less than 10% body fat, pretty face, tall aryan perfectionist bullshit that is aired on TV 24/7 to promote motiviation for an overall more aesthetically pleasing human race. Doesn't work, seeing all the fat cow, non-english speaking, half-wit, undereducated, minimal wage earning fools. Why is it so rare that someone thinks outside the box, sees that the rules are set by the government, and are only enforced by sheep who work for it, and can be bent, no more different than the matrix. It's all in your head that you must use your turn signal, follow this protocol, follow that procedure. And the same concept applies to jobs, if you have any sort of communication skill, you can get a better job than construction or McDonalds. I mean ANY sort of control over the English language, and you can land yourself a job earning upwards of $9/hr no problem. It's amazing to find that a large percentage of the adult population in general has no more reasoning ability than a teenager, and at least the teens have an excuse: inexperience leading to naiveity. It pains me to think that a typical drug dealing thug has more real-world intelligence than management at any retail store. It's astonishing that a low-life ghetto street pimp has better ebonics communication skills to make money, than executives have control over the english language to do the same. I wish people would stop suffering from "stupid bitch" syndrome, and become efficient money-making hard-asses, because it'll improve their life, make things easier, and be productive to society as well. What is this moron-class syndrome? It consists of wasting clock cycles of the brain doing and/or thinking about arbitrary shit that not only hinders anything that needs to be accomplished, but is actually highly detrimental to any productivity being performed around them. Arbitrary shit is thinking about things that can in no way, shape, or form be changed and any action will be completely ineffective. Thinking about the past, a bad test score, an unpaid bill, almost anything that has already happened cannot be changed, and the most effective course of action is to immediately pick yourself up, and get working to better yourself to prevent it ever happening again. I've had pretty bad experiences in the past, what do I do? I don't think about them. Whatever, I've moved on, and don't have time to waste with trivial crap that cannot be changed. A bad test score? Easy, I say screw it, and study harder for the next one so it won't occur twice. An unpaid bill? Well, you get slammed with some fee, and you have to suck it up and pay it to the best of your ability and work more hours if you need to. That's life, get with the program people, and everything becomes more pleasant and simple. I say instead of posting all this superficial garbage on TV, they should instead have self-improvement consultants on TV. People learn that pounds of make-up will never cover the emptiness in their head they call a personality, that working out everyday will never grow them a brain, and there are greater pleasures than going to a pick'em-up-and-screw facility (aka. clubs, bars) In fact, cigarettes and alcohol are no more bad for you than illicit drugs and I have no idea why they aren't illegal as well. They cause so many deaths, it makes you think they ARE legal for the purpose of population control, since all people do is fuck and have more children than they can support. I wish there was an application to breed to prevent the surge of worthless bodies. If the TV mind-control would work like it does for 'reality' nonsense, the world would run faster, people can get what they want, with higher quality, higher functionality and less glitter. People would play chess with each other and joke about wars of the past caused by close-minded zealots who actually believe in religion (*cough* mental crutch *cough* money-whores thriving on your guilt*cough* perverse sexual deviants whose hedonism is completely hypocritical of their doctrine.) Then I guess those who don't watch TV will become the next janitors, cooks, and grunt laborers of tommorow. Or perhaps they can be carted off, brainwashed, put through a rigorous mental training program, increase their aptitude to acceptable levels, and become a highly respected teacher of tommorows children. Whose selection in birth parents ought to be controlled as well, for the Darwin Gene Pool wouldn't want some ingrate, inbred, inferior child crawling in a world that is running at twice the pace their neurons can physically handle. That's my rant for today.

*******Sunday 10/26/03*******
Hey, I saw Scary Movie 3 with some people I call friends! It was funny. I'm trying to win this Uber rare Silver Dreamcast system, and if I win it, I will be damn surprised. It's been going for over $600 in general, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to blow my entire paycheck on it. The last thing I got was this incredibly powerful green laser pointer. You can see the beam emitting from it as if there were fog, and it's crazy bright, even from 2 miles away. I've shined it on office buildings far, far off in the distance, much farther than you think. It's definitely professional quality. I've been working a lot, getting schoolwork done, and playing some games, as well as messing with the computer. I need to get some high quality ram. I'm probably going to get some Kingston modules, that's what the guys at Extreme Overclockers are recommending. Guess I'll have to use next months paycheck on the other random games and stuff I want.

*******Sunday 10/19/03*******
I love video games! I got Marcy a replacement Dreamcast, and a PS2 the other day. And some nice pants for me. My room is a mess! After I moved most of my important stuff to the basement dungeon, my room has been going to hell. I saw Kill Bill last night. I swear, every time I've tried to go, the movie theater was packed, and the shows have constantly been sold out for the one Marcy and I planned on. So we bought tickets for a future show and went early, only to still have to move, so some people could get seats. If they wanted seats so bad, and come in 5 minutes late to an Uber popular movie, they should have come earlier. People in general are complete morons. We went to American Cafe and had the most dumbfuck server. So I spoke with the manager about everything the server did that was rude, and it inspired me to write a review of the resturant for the school paper. I can't wait to mail them a published negative view of their customer service- direct to the manager.

*******Friday 10/10/03*******
I woke up extra early today hoping to catch a shower, and behold, my sister is in the shower already. At 5:30Am.... and continues to occupy the bathroom, as she blowdries her hair for an hour, applies make-up and all that trendy high school bullshit. All while I wait, and decide I'll just leave for work because I don't have time for that kind of crap. I have to be here at 7am, and I'm sure she was in there after I left too. Freak. So I'm here until 5pm, then the rush hour drive home on 50, which blows. What does she do? She's at high school until 3pm. Does anyone give a fuck what color glitter is on your face? Not when I went to high school. The other night, Marcy and I hadn't eaten any massive meals, so I went and got the two of us an extra large pepperoni/mushroom papajohns pizza. It didn't last long. Then I went on Ebay and bought 2 Western Digital Raptor Serial ATA drives for $100 each. A real deal! Then got another $100 Antec True 550Watt power source unit. Do you need this stuff? Hell yes, if you want to play Doom 3 or Halflife 2 without lagging like a fool!

*******Tuesday 10/7/03*******
So I was at work today, thinking about how easy my IT213 midterm will be and how bored I was in class yesterday, when as I perused the internet I stumbled upon the weblog of one angry man. I found it amusing in that it radiated a feeling of sheer irritation and frustration for things that are beyond his control. Ranting is fun, as long as in the end you come up with a solution. Without a solution, then you just wasted all that time, and gained nothing. I found it interesting to see how others deal with situtations. I can predict how my friend Chris would react in the most effective, logical solution. But this person pushes the line with edgy run-ins with police, poor money/life management skills, and some flawed judgement algorithms. Assumptions are ok, but only if they are based upon some form of legitimacy. It's unfortunate that I find people basing their decisions and life simply on conjectures about others, and most suprisingly - themselves. Think I'm simply applying guesswork? Well, I once knew this person.

So, enough of that, I'm here at work without much else to do except think of what else I need in my computer, what kind of digital camera to get, how difficult it will be to get that big black leather couch put in my basement dungeon, and what size the metallic silver aluminum blinds have to be. Furnishing a place is more time consuming than difficult though. Plus a lot of funding is required. I've been playing a lot of musical 'simon' style games where you match the button press with the beat. It all started with Parappa the Rapper, then I beat the sequel, then Gitaroo Man, then Frequency and finally Amplitude. It's insanely hard, yet undeniably fun and you get a strong sense of accomplishment when you finally do complete it. It takes a lot of determination though, and no one with a quitter attitude would be able to take the harsh punishment these games can lay out. They ridicule and boo you when you fail! I played until around 1am this morning and got up at 10am for work with absolutely no regrets. Sure, I was pretty tired, but I get over that quickly when I think about the money I make to pay the few bills I have left, and the insane amount of things I get.

*******Friday 10/3/03********
So today I was at work, and being incredibly bored while a stupid Compaq laptop drive was being imaged (or ghosted, for you freaks) which takes about 3 hours over this shitty network here, I decided to make a BLEAURGGHH!! to amuse myself and others. SHUT UP! So I'm at work, and I have to videotape these masters classes at fucking CIT near Dulles. I'm also the Tech Support for the damn building. I get free lunch, everyone worships me like god, and I have my own window office. Whoop-de-doo. The best part are the neat-o metallic silver blinds!!! I so have to get some for myself in my basement dungeon I have going on in my house. So, not to ruin all the suspense, danger, and excitement in my first entry, I'll have to save stuff for next time. Which may be tommorow. Or never. Eventually.