Ocean's Eleven
| # | Player Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Player Skills | IJ | CP | TD | IN | CS | VP | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Slayer | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard | 1 | 7 | 2 | 27 | $100,000 | |||
| 2 | Mad Mardigan | Minotaur | 5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | BIG GUY, Wild Animal, Frenzy, Always Hungry, Throw TeamMate, Horns, Mighty Blow, Block, Piling On, Tackle, Guard | 24 | 2 | 58 | $110,000 | ||||
| 3 | Rabid | Rat Ogre | 6 | 6 | 3 | 8 | BIG GUY, ST +1, Wild Animal, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Mighty Blow, Block, Piling On, Tackle | 1 | 26 | 2 | 65 | $130,000 | |||
| 4 | Skullcracker | Cave Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | BIG GUY, Bonehead, Thick Skull, Throw TeamMate, Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Pro | 1 | 1 | 10 | 3 | 40 | $120,000 | ||
| 5 | Stinky | Swamp Goblin | 6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | ALLY, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge, Sure Feet, Pass, SW 10+, Stink Bomb | 1 | 3 | 2 | 20 | $60,000 | |||
| 6 | Steelhoof | Bull Centaur | 6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | ALLY, ST +1, Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Frenzy | N | 9 | 2 | 31 | $130,000 | |||
| 7 | Limbripper | River Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | BIG GUY, Really Stupid, Always Hungry, Throw TeamMate, Regenerate, Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Frenzy | N | 15 | 3 | 45 | $100,000 | |||
| 8 | Gnasher | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | ALLY, Block | $80,000 | |||||||
| 9 | Mjolnir | Norse Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | ALLY, Frenzy, Jump Up, Block, Dodge, Guard | MNN | 2 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 29 | $90,000 | |
| 10 | Lefty | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Razor Sharp Horns, Block, Guard | 1 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 47 | $60,000 | ||
| 11 | Darkspite | Dark Elf | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | ALLY, ST +1, Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, Sure Feet | 8 | 19 | 2 | 2 | 79 | $70,000 | ||
| 12 | (Stand-In #1) | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block | 2 | 10 | $100,000 | |||||
| 13 | (Stand-In #2) | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 4 | 9 | AG +1, Dodge, Block | N | 1 | 5 | 3 | 31 | $100,000 | ||
| 14 | (Stand-In #3) | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 3 | $100,000 | ||||||
| 15 | (Waterboy) | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 1 | 5 | $60,000 | |||||
| 16 | (Dummy) | Beastman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns | 1 | 5 | $60,000 | |||||
| Team Logo: | Team Name: | Ocean's Eleven | Re-Rolls: | x70k | |||||||||||
 | Race: | Chaos (and lots of it...) | Fan Factor: | 16 | x10k | $160,000 | |||||||||
| Team Rating: | 291 | Assistant Coaches: | 8 | x10k | $80,000 | ||||||||||
| Treasury: | $100,000 | Cheerleaders: | 6 | x10k | $60,000 | ||||||||||
| Coach: | Danny (the Anarch) Ocean | Apothecary: | 1 | x50k | $50,000 | ||||||||||
| Trophies Held: | Chaos Cup 2006 | Team Wizard: | x50k | ||||||||||||
| TOTAL COST OF TEAM: | $1,820,000 | ||||||||||||||
Team Pictures
The Junnland Slayer Mad Mardigan Rabid Spitwhisker Skullcracker Stinky Steelhoof Duurin Limbripper Gnasher N'Gath 
Mjolnir The Godhand Lefty Knifehorn Darkspite (Stand-In) (Stand-In) (Stand-In) (Waterboy) (Tackle-Dummy) 
Match Record
Date Opponent Gate Score Suffered Inflicted Winnings New FF New TR Game Highlights We Th BH SI D! Tot BH SI D! Tot 4 Jul 2002 Denton's (Undead) Citadel's Shrunken Heads 14,000 2 1 1 - - 1 1 1 - 2 $70,000 3 105 Stinky got squished, but we gave better than we got, and won the game in Overtime. 9 Jul 2002 Denton's (Undead) Citadel's Shrunken Heads 30,000 1 2 - 1 - 1 2 1 - 3 $60,000 3 110 Hammer got his leg fractured, so we retired him. Hired Gugnir to replace him. 15 Jul 2002 Kevin's (Dark Elf) Neriak Nightrunners 19,000 3 2 1 1 - 2 1 1 1 3 $40,000 4 118 Limbripper shredded an Elf, & N'Gith & Stinky got roughed up. We won in Overtime, & Darkspite's ST went up!!! 16 Jul 2002 Denton's (Halfling) San Criscobol Quiche-Eaters 30,000 2 1 - 1 - 1 3 1 - 4 $80,000 3 130 BloodBowl Play-Off Broke Gugnir's hand, but the Doc fixed it (Treemen suck). Squished some Halflings. Rabid & Skullcracker learned Block. 17 Jul 2002 John's (Dwarf) Bugman's Brewers 29,000 0 1 - - - 0 - 1 - 1 $40,000 3 136 BloodBowl Play-Off They lucked into a Touchdown, but since it was blind luck, the Chaos Gods are still happy. We sharpened Lefty. 25 Jul 2002 Jason's (Lizardman) Kasrak Cleaners 42,000 1 2 - - - 0 3 1 2 6 $30,000 3 142 BloodBowl Play-Off They may have had more touchdowns than us, but we sure piled up more bodies!!! Lizard-skin boots, anyone?... 29 Jul 2002 Kevin's (Human) Porne Troopers 35,000 2 0 - - - 0 2 2 - 4 $50,000 4 152 BloodBowl Play-Off Got lucky on my Injury rolls, and Stinky prevented two enemy Touchdowns. Darkspite & Limbripper learned Block. 29 Jul 2002 Denton's (Undead) Citadel's Shrunken Heads 34,000 0 2 - 1 - 1 1 1 - 2 $0 4 153 BloodBowl Play-Off Got mobbed for 5. Lost 6+ turns to the "animal rape" (didn't expect it from JD). Too many 1's and Skulls. Happy Chaos Gods. 25 Aug 2002 John's (Human) Middenheim Hammers 24,000 1 1 1 - - 1 2 1 - 3 $50,000 3 160 Stinky fumbled 4 times, and the 1 good pass was caught and thrown back! Lost the Shoot Out and fans, but at least got paid. 3 Sep 2002 Denton's (Orc) Egrudu Jahad 44,000 2 1 - - - 0 2 3 - 5 $70,000 3 171 Only lost 2 turns to the animals. Got lots of casualties and money, so we hired some new staff, ...in skimpy outfits... 4 Oct 2002 Denton's (Undead) Citadel's Shrunken Heads 50,000 0 5 7 - - 7 1 1 1 3 $0 4 174 Hmmm, ...got raped. Lost 4 players by turn 2. The 2nd half was 5 on 11. Can't beat 6's with 1's. Hope the Chaos Gods are pleased... 10 Nov 2002 Denton's (Human) Crossroads Coffin Nails 33,000 1 3 2 - 1 3 2 - - 2 $50,000 5 182 Chaos has fallen; Order reigns. All 6's for them & 1's for us. Their luck was almost as good as last game vs. the 'Nadoes. How long will the Chaos Gods allow this? At least the Doc saved Gugnir & FF went up. 2 Mar 2003 Denton's (Halfling) Port Constance Breakfast Skillets 50,000 2 1 - 1 - 1 7 2 - 9 $60,000 5 188 They fought well, especially the tree & chainsaw (& we rolled 3 all-skulls), but Chaos favored us in the end. After 13 games without a single SPP, Gaavin retires in disgust & is replaced by Duurin. 15 Mar 2003 Denton's (Orc) Egrudu Jahad 50,000 3 2 2 - - 2 4 1 3 8 $50,000 5 198 Chaos Cup Play-Off Ouch, ...I guess the luck pendulum really does swing both ways. The dice crushed the poor Orcs. (Well, ...we helped a little...) Gugnir scored twice, & learned Piling On. 16 Aug 2003 Denton's (Undead) Citadel's Shrunken Heads 83,000 0 2 1 - - 1 2 1 - 3 $190,000 6 220 Chaos Cup Final I have vague memories of the 'Heads losing, ...once, ...but it was so long ago it seems like a hazy dream. [...Insert standard luck/probability tyrade here...] [...Sigh...] 1 Sep 2003 Denton's (Undead) Citadel's Shrunken Heads 66,000 0 1 1 1 1 3 1 - 1 2 $10,000 6 223 BloodBowl Play-Off Heads challenged us. More of the usual. 4 double-skulls, & 4 more turns ending on aces or skulls. Darkspite came back from the dead (but still on OUR team). Jubilant Chaos Gods. 10 Sep 2003 Denton's (High Elf) Blue Desert Suns 62,000 2 1 - - - 0 - - 2 2 $50,000 7 233 BloodBowl Play-Off Took guts to challenge us, I'll give 'em that. ...2 were dead by the 2nd turn (fragile Elves). Both Docs made a group effort to patch 'em up, then they called it a game. Duurin's ST is 5 now! 19 Sep 2003 Joe's (Chaos Dwarf) St. Darkhill Elf Kickers 59,000 1 0 - 1 - 1 1 - - 1 $10,000 8 237 BloodBowl Play-Off More headstrong underdogs. It was "In the Bag"; we beat 'em with our best 5 players in the dugout. They were pretty damage-resistant though, and N'Gith will be missing next game... 2 Nov 2003 Joe's (Gnome Contraption) Bots 45,000 2 0 - - - 0 - 1 1 2 $40,000 9 245 And I thought WE had thick skulls... these things threw a long bomb to NOBODY. Rabid took one apart to see if something was wrong inside, but the little Tinkerers put it back together. Chaos reigns... 23 Nov 2003 Denton's (Scourge) Plague Eaters 53,000 1 2 2 1 1 4 2 2 - 4 $0 9 234 November is not a good month for Chaos. In a repeat of the 'Nails game of '02, Gugnir got killed (again), then Niggled, then retired. Repeat after me, "1's & Skulls can NOT beat POWs & 6's. NEVER have, NEVER will..." 14 Mar 2004 Dave's (Chaos Dwarf) Grundles Froth 62,000 2 0 5 - - 5 - 1 - 1 $50,000 10 243 Chaos Cup Play-Off Is it a full moon or somethin'? I mean, yeah, we won and all, but HECK; a casualty count of 5 to 1 in THEIR FAVOR, ...we must be losin' our touch. And Stinky learned to PASS?!? 2 Apr 2004 Joe's (Chaos Dwarf) St. Darkhill Elf Kickers 74,000 3 0 1 - - 1 1 1 - 2 $10,000 10 247 Chaos Cup Play-Off Assassin K.O.ed Darkspite for the match, but Steelhoof took up the slack. Lots of K.O.s for both teams, but few injuries. Limbripper aged, but learned Frenzy, so we'll keep him. 11 Apr 2004 Denton's (High Elf) Blue Desert Suns 61,000 3 2 1 - - 1 1 1 2 4 $0 11 253 Chaos Cup Play-Off Skulls, Snake, Snake, Skulls - Luck can sure be a wench. Then BANG!, their doc pops an ace in O.T. just when they need it least. We lent 'em our Doc for their concession. 15 May 2004 Dave's (Human) Megahozian Maulerz 126,000 0 4 3 1 - 4 1 2 2 5 $40,000 12 255 This Chaos Cup Final mockery proved even a team of blind, bumbling idiots can win if all they roll are 6's and POWs. WE got FIVE 2-skulls and a snake-eyes by turn 11. What a FARCE. Chaos, baby, CHAOS!!! 17 Feb 2005 Joe's (Dwarf) Hammerheim Berserkers 75,000 2 1 - - - 0 - 1 1 2 $50,000 12 263 Chaos Cup Play-Off Mardigan sat out & Darkspite had a hangover, but after using BOTH Docs on dwarves, they wisely allowed us to make the winning score. We gotta practice more in the off-season... 20 Mar 2005 Peg's (Necromantic) Gallow Hill Hanged Men 94,000 2 0 2 - 1 3 4 2 - 6 $0 13 267 Chaos Cup Play-Off Darkspite was drunk again, & almost got killed, but the Doc snapped him out of it. Sucky dice for both teams, but we somehow came out on top. Darkspite's understudy aged. 25 Mar 2005 Denton's (High Elf) Blue Desert Suns 73,000 1 2 1 1 1 3 1 2 - 3 $20,000 12 266 Chaos Cup Play-Off Chaos my ARSE. They roll ROSES and we roll SHITE. ALL GAME (except for Doc's save on Stinky). Got our THIRD Niggled Norseman. Lost Fans. I HATE DICE... 27 Apr 2005 Dave's (Inhuman) Guardian Angels 158,000 1 2 3 - - 3 3 1 - 4 $50,000 13 269 Chaos Cup Semi-Finals The usual. We struggle to drag a tie into O.T., where his luck grinds us into the dirt. The "Hoschek Miracle Play" this game was 1:728 odds, and cost us the match. Duurin aged. 15 Jan 2006 Denton's (Scourge) Plague Eaters 74,000 3 1 - - - 0 4 2 1 7 $40,000 14 280 Chaos Cup Play-Off After a year of seclusion, conducting dark rituals to ensire our 2006 victory, we return with a vengeance. All give and no take in the pain department, and Rabid got stronger! 26 Jan 2006 Jason's (Human) Second Legionnaires 71,000 2 1 - - - 0 2 2 - 4 $20,000 15 287 Chaos Cup Play-Off Blessed with another painless game (for us). Humans started with a Hoschek-esque 'miracle-play' reversal TD on our possession, but we managed to turn it back around. Chaos reigns. 17 Mar 2006 Kevin's Amazons of the San Fernando Valley 60,000 2 0 - - - 0 2 4 1 7 $0 16 283 Chaos Cup Play-Off Girls got TROUNCED (No-penalty 4th-qtr concession). N'Gith retires to follow his true calling as our talent scout, setting up his cousin N'Gath to replace him. 20 Mar 2006 Denton's (Chaos) Red Room Masters 129,000 2 0 - - - 0 1 - - 1 $20,000 16 290 Chaos Cup Semi-Finals The Masters could've gotten mileage out of smelling salts - 10 K.O.ed players at one point. They fought hard, but the dice wouldn't back 'em. Chaos goes to the finals... 29 Mar 2006 Dave's (Chaos Dwarf) Grundles Froth 180,000 2 1 1 1 - 2 2 - - 2 $0 16 291 Chaos Cup Finals Went down to the final turn, but the world stopped spinning; we beat Dave in a tourney. We got 3 all-skulls, but he got 1 too, plus 2 snake-eyes. After 4 years, Chaos finally rules. Total Games Played: 33 Won: 21 Lost: 12 Total Touchdowns: 51 Win Ratio = 64%
Bench Warmers & Worm Food
# Player Name Position MA ST AG AV Player Skills IJ CP TD IN CS VP SPP Status 9 Thrudstrok The Hammer Norse Blitzer 6 3 3 7 ALLY, Frenzy, Jump Up, Block N Retired 6 Ironfist Gaavin Chaos Dwarf 4 3 2 9 ALLY, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle Retired 9 Gugnir The Spear Norse Blitzer 6 3 3 7 ALLY, Frenzy, Jump Up, Block, Dauntless, Piling On N 2 3 3 27 Retired 8 Neckbreaker N'Gith Black Orc 4 3 3 9 ALLY, ST -1, AG +1, Dauntless 4 2 18 Retired
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