Owr Gamz | Date | Opponent | Gate | Score | Suffered | Inflicted | Winnings | New FF | New TR | Game Highlights |
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| 11 Mar 2003 | Joe's (Norse) Mt. Gottbjorn Wikings | 51,000 | 0 | 4 | - | - | 1 | 1 | - | - | - | 0 | $40,000 | 9 | 102 | "The sorriest excuse for a "game" I've ever seen, Jimma. First, 2 Fanatics K.O. themselves, then a gobo breaks his own neck! And they actually got WORSE from there! I can't believe we have to pick an MVP..." |
| 25 Mar 2003 | Denton's (Halfling) Port Constance Breakfast Skillets | 68,000 | 1 | 4 | - | 3 | - | 3 | 3 | - | - | 3 | $50,000 | 9 | 109 | "Good grief Bobba, I've never seen a team inflict so much damage, ...on ITSELF! I still can't believe they managed to score! If these guys can't even beat HALFLINGS, their future looks bleak indeed..." |
| 4 Apr 2003 | John's (Chaos) Creeping Death of Yog-Sothoth | 57,000 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | - | 2 | $50,000 | 9 | 106 | "These guys' incompetance is becoming legendary. Their 'shaman' failed to save a troll, & the troll didn't manage to regenerate either. If ANY of them survive the season, Jimma, it'll be a miracle..." |
| 11 Aug 2003 | Joe's (Lizardman) Lizards | 66,000 | 0 | 1 | 2 | - | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | - | 2 | $90,000 | 8 | 115 | "Well, I'm impressed Bobba. Not a single gobo died today, and they even hurt a Kroxigor. 'Course the fanatics did all knock THEMSELVES out in the first quarter. Looks like they're hiring another troll..." |
| 24 Sep 2003 | Denton's (High Elf) Blue Desert Suns | 56,000 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | - | 3 | 1 | - | - | 1 | $80,000 | 8 | 125 | "That's determination, Jimma, dragging the game into O.T. before getting their butts kicked. And they even made a PLAY; pass, catch, & TD. Is that a pig flying over the stadium? Now they're hiring an ogre..." |
| 5 Oct 2003 | Dave's (Human) Megahozian Maulerz | 38,000 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | - | 2 | - | - | - | 0 | $50,000 | 8 | 132 | "More a comedy skit than a BloodBowl game, Bobba. Those fool Goblins hurt themselves TWELVE times. Miraculaously, none died; but still, a 75% screw-up rate is pretty steep, even for them. How pathetic..." |
| 13 Oct 2003 | Denton's (Scourge) Plague Eaters | 45,000 | 0 | 2 | 2 | - | - | 2 | 1 | - | - | 1 | $30,000 | 7 | 135 | "I'm glad that's over, Jimma. I don't know if I could stand watching stupid gobos much longer. Fans walked out today as the Kru continued an unstopable losing streak... Oh who cares, I'm outta here..." |
| 8 Nov 2003 | Dave's (Altered Human) Guardian Angels | 42,000 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | - | 3 | 1 | - | - | 1 | $60,000 | 7 | 144 | "A new record for the Kru today: actually scoring TWICE in one game. And a troll regenerated from TWO injuries. If I didn't know better, Bobba, I'd think these guys were actually learning how to play..." |
| 7 Dec 2003 | Joe's (Dwarf) Hammerheim Berserkers | 51,000 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | - | 4 | 1 | - | - | 1 | $30,000 | 8 | 150 | "And another record breaker for the Kru today Jimma. A review of this game's plays shows the Kru with an 83% screw-up rate. I'm sure it could have been even higher if it wasn't for the quarter-long riot..." |
| 27 Feb 2004 | Joe's (Norse) Mt Gottbjorn Wikings | 64,000 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 1 | - | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | $40,000 | 8 | 157 | "I can't believe they actually let these morons enter the Chaos Cup, Bobba. They've now extended their losing streak into the double digits. Their Big Guys were especially brutal today though..." |
| 28 Mar 2004 | Denton's (Undead) Citadel Shrunken Heads | 45,000 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | $80,000 | 8 | 148 | "That Chaos Cup Play-Off was VISCIOUS. $190k worth of Kru players carried off the field in body bags, Jimma. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the little blighters, ...almost..." |
| 16 Apr 2004 | Dave's (Human) Megahozian Maulerz | 58,000 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 11 | - | 1 | - | 1 | $80,000 | 7 | 157 | "Yet ANOTHER new League record today, Bobba: 'Most Casualties Suffered In A Single Game'. MOST of the Kru did survive the Chaos Cup though, which is pretty impressive itself..." |
| 21 Jan 2006 | Jason's (Dwarf) Rusty Axes | 57,000 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 1 | - | 3 | $50,000 | 7 | 164 | "Entering the Chaos Cup again is a real testament to these guys' bravery Jimma, ...and their stupidity. They lost again, of course, but their goofy 'shamen' did manage to revive that dead Ogre..." |
| 5 Feb 2006 | Dave's (Nurgle) Pustulant | 70,000 | 0 | 2 | 1 | - | 1 | 2 | - | - | - | 0 | $30,000 | 7 | 165 | "They've made a mockery of the Chaos Cup, Bobba. I've never seen an Ogre toss a gobo into the crowd for no reason before. The crowd ripping him apart like that was just the icing on the cake..." |
| 25 Feb 2006 | Denton's (Chaos) Red Room Masters | 63,000 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 7 | - | - | - | 0 | $60,000 | 7 | 164 | "I can't believe people actually buy tickets to see these idiots on the field, Jimma. A game against the Kru is easier than a tournament bye. They should be banned from the Chaos Cup next year..." |
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| Total Games Played: | 15 | Won: | 0 | Lost: | 15 | Total Touchdowns: | 9 | Win Ratio = 0% (NIL) |
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