Lady: If you've played Final Fantasy 8 and visited any of Rinoa's many shrines, then you've probably heard a million times how she's an angel, and how she's so sweet and kind and everything. Well, she isn't portrayed that way on my site. In fact, far from it. Now before you major Rinoa fans out there start screaming "She's an Anti-Rinoa!! Oh GOD!! SADIST!!!" let me explain. I am NOT Anti-Rinoa. Rinoa is actually my favorite female character on the game. It's just, at times I saw her as slightly.......prissy. She always needed to be saved. So I took a long look at her character. Then I thought, "Hmm....I think that inside that damsel-in-distress there's a butt-kicking, Lara Croft-esque, bad-ass bitch just waiting to burst out!" So I immediately hopped on geocities and began making this page to share my veiws with the WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Rinoa: Would you knock off that ridiculous laughing?!?!?! You sound like Seifer.
Lady: Oh...Heh heh....sorry. I just got carried away.
Rinoa: Yeah yeah. Whatever.
Lady: Oh, Squall, are we?
Rinoa: ANYWAY!
Lady: Hey why is it that all you FF8 people say that?
Rinoa: A-HEM!!!!
Lady: Ok ok. Simmer. *clears throat* Ladies and gentlemen,
BEHOLD THE BAD-ASSNESS THAT IS
RINOA HEARTILLY!!
Lady: How was that?
Rinoa: Good. Well done.
Lady: Thanks ^_^ |
