~偕之尼內陡 The Scene ~偕之尼內陡 It was the night before Saturday Static and most of the wrestlers were excited and ready to go. However, no one was nearly as excited as the new comer, Nikki Nite. Nikki could be seen perched upon a steel chair that was propped against the wall in the hallway. In her hands, was a strap of leather that she couldn't stop fiddling with. She was just too exicted about the fact that she was going to have her debut wrestling match and finally show everyone who's boss. Peering down at the leather in her hands, Nikki slowly ran her tongue along her slightly glossed lips, thoughts of her being the new women's champion weaving in and out of her mind. She liked those thoughts, and her main goal was to turn those mere thoughts into reality. Lifting her gaze up from her hands, Nikki began to to peer about the hallway. As she was looking, her mind continued to work. After a few moments, it was as if a light bulb had lit up in her mind. A rather mischievious smirk slipped across her face and began to dance upon her lips. It was too perfect, she thought. She could already feel the title within her grasp. Rising from that slightly uncomfortable chair, Nikki dropped the leather strap as let it fall to the floor. She didn't care about the strap. It didn't amuse her anymore. What really amused her was what she had planned to do to Lita in that ring. Without giving anything else another thought, Nikki walked away from that spot, disappearing down the hallway. A few moments later, a new camera picked up on her from a front angle as she made her way to the curtain area. However, instead of addressing the fans as she had planned, she was stopped by a rather annoying Coach. Nikki rolled her eyes as Coach flashed a goofy grin to her.
~偕之尼內陡 The Coach ~偕之尼內陡 "Nikki Nite, everyone here saw your debut a few days ago. I think that I speak for everyone when I say this.. Not too many people were happy about what you said about Lita. Doesn't it bother you that the fans are already mad at you?"
~偕之尼內陡 Nikki Nite ~偕之尼內陡 "Like I also said last time, Coach.. I don't care what the fans think about me. They can like me, good for them. They can hate me, good for them. I really don't give a flying rat's ass. I said what I wanted to say about Lita, I meant it, and I'm certainly not going to take it all back just because some snot nosed fans didn't like it. They can kiss my ass."
~偕之尼內陡 The Coach ~偕之尼內陡 "For the record, you said Lita needed some major help. Judging by the way she's been winning her matches agaisnt the men here, I don't think she needs help."
~偕之尼內陡 Nikki Nite ~偕之尼內陡 (Glaring at Coach rudely) "Coach, you're a complete idiot. I said that Lita needs help with the structure of her face. I never said nor implied that Lita cannot wrestle.. Well maybe I did but whatever. Lita is a tought cookie, and I bet she's not going to be easy to beat but that's just the way I like it. I would take no pleasure in beating up some bottom-feeding slut in bra and panties. It's distasteful, and I would have nothing to be proud of. So, I would rather beat the living daylights out of someone more manly, like Lita. She's all man, and that's the truth.. No matter WHAT Triple Nose may say. I think he's just confused."
~偕之尼內陡 The Scene ~偕之尼內陡 Before Coach could even utter another sylabel(spelling's wrong, I know it! Lol), Nikki placed her right palm directly on his face. She grinned, and shoved.. and she shoved hard! Coach stumbled back into a table, flipping heels over head to the other side. Nikki shook her head, appearing amused. Then she peered down at her hand in which she used to shove Coach with. A soft grunt escaped from her lips as she rubbed her hand on the side of her clothes, obviously irritated that she touched his face. With that all done and out of the way, Nikki peered to the curtains. Finally, she could address the people! The lights flickered off and "Turn Out The Light" by Nelly Furtado began to blast over the sound system. The crowd had only this heard this one other time, but they already knew it meant that Nikki Nite would be showing her face. And show her face she did. Nikki walked out onto the stage with her arms held high as the crowd cheered. Making her way down the ramp, she slipped into the ring on her stomach. Standing up, she snatched a mic from Lillian, raising it to her glossy lips.
~偕之尼內陡 Nikki Nite ~偕之尼內陡 "Last Wednesday night I helped Blake Slade win the TV title. I ran out to this very ring and I smacked Lita off the top rope with a steel chair. This allowed Blake the win. Arn't I clever? But then something happened to me that I not appreciate. Oh, no! Not one bit.. I was clotheslined by the Hairy Back Kid, Shawn Michaels. Now, I have no idea what kind of bug Shawn has stuck up his ass, but he had better leave me the hell alone. I don't care what he wants. I don't care if he wants the TV title. I'm going to help make sure that he doesn't get it.. And that's a promise, not a threat. Blake is going to remain that TV champion. Now Lita.. yes, Lita. How did it feel to get hit off the top rope by a new comer? How did it feel to know you lost because of that very new comer? Huh? I know you're probably thinking in your mind right now 'Oh.. I'm gonna kick that Nikki Nite's ass!'.. Fat chance. You see, that hit with the chair was nothing. You'll think that was a walk in the park compared to how badly you are going to be messed up this Saturday night. You will be physically and mentally fucked up beyond recognition! Now I know that you are the best diva around here that FCW has to offer.. And I am quite excited about having the chance to kick your ass. And I know that you've got Triple Nose and some other people on your side to help you out, but frankly.. I DON'T CARE. You can have the whole entire China population come out and attack me for all I care. I'm still going to whip you.. Because once my target is set, there's no stopping me, baby! Speaking of Triple H.. I've got a question for you Lita. When you go to kiss him, does his nose ever poke you in the eye? I mean, his nose is so big that it's hard to avoid. I bet you that when you two lay down your little heads at night to sleep, you need two beds. One for his body, and one for his nose. He could be named the next Pinnochio. But that's gotta suck because I bet you with every inch his nose grows, that's another inch lost where another part of his man hood. Tsk tsk.. But I didn't really come out her to bash Triple H in the nose.. I came here to tell the adoring fans about how I'm going to win this Saturday. It's really quite simple actually. All I have to do his grab onto Lita's thong.. and pull! It's already wedged in her ass and it sticks out of her clothes so far that I bet it'll knock her out for life if she gets a really bad wedgie. Ha ha. I'm so funny. Oh! Oh! Do you guys wanna hear another joke? Of course you do! Okay, well here goes. It's kind of corny and childish, but when my friend told it me, I laughed my ass off. I guess I've got a twisted sense of humor... Okay.. Lita makes me laugh. This is part of the joke, Lita makes me laugh.. It's not because of the things she says or does.. It's her teeth. Everytime I look at her, I don't know whether to smile at her or kick a field goal! Lita's teeth.. are so crooked that when she kisses Triple H, she could probably comb his little mustache at the same time! Okay, okay. Enough with me trying to be a comedian. It doesn't work for me. My jokes are corny and probably arn't even funny.. Oh well. I've made myself tired. I'm gonna go backstage and play some video games to rest myself up for Saturday night! Oh, and Lita... You better hold on tight, cause Nikki Nite's comin' to bust your lights!"
~偕之尼內陡 The Scene ~偕之尼內陡 The fans screamed in delight as Nikki dropped the mic, listening to the clatter it made agagainst the mat. The camera switched and scene turned to black.
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