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The scene opens up inside a nice studio. Nice soothing jazz music was playing in the background to keep all the employees in a good mood. Stacy Keibler is seen standing in front of a black velvet background, a few photographers gathered around her.
Stacy was clad in sexy white lace lingerie and a white feather boa was wrapped around her slender body. One of the photographers instructed her to look towards him. As she did, he snapped the picture.
The photographers continued to snap a few more pictures as Stacy posed in different positions, smiling the whole time.
After a little while, Stacy was told that she could take a little break.. but not to change because they would need to get some more pictues of her after the break. Stacy nodded and walked over to a small table, fetching a bottle of water. She unscrewed the cap and took a small sip. Then she carried it over a small chair, where she had earlier made sure that a WWE camera man had been waiting for her. She sat down and signaled to the camera man that it was okay to begin to film her. As he did so, Stacy looked into the camera, her face instantly showing up on the WWE titantron. The crowd cheered for her, especially at the sight of her in sexy white lingerie.
* - * Stacy Keibler * - *
"Excited to see me? Well, I'm sorry that I couldn't be in that ring, live and in person, but since I am not included in this weeks three way women's title match on Monday night RAW, I am over in California.. at an important photo shoot. I know, I know.. the sight of me in white lingerie doesn't exactly help for my image, but hey.. who cares? Money is money and I am most definately getting paid to do this photo shoot! Pfft! Who says you can't be beautiful and be dominant at the same time? I say that if you've got it, you should flaunt it! And baby, I've definately got it.. more than any other diva in the World Wrestling Entertainment has! There's no doubt about that. Now, we all know that after this three way women's title match up, I am going to snag that title up for my very own. Lita, Trish, Stephanie.. you all better hope that you LOSE in that match on Monday night RAW. Because if you win, it only means that you'll have one determined bitch-- me, Stacy Keibler-- after you.. no, after that gold that you don't deserve to have around your fat ass waist! Because you see, not only am I prettiest diva ever, I am also capable of doing some serious damage. And ha, Lita doubts me! That's pretty funny. Lita, you're a funny girl. And you say that I need to shut my trap because I don't know you very well? Well, you just worry not about me.. because I DO know you very well. I know you well enough to know that you're just a red-headed bimbo wanna-be. You're not gonna win that women's title in that three way match, so stop trying to act all big and bad. And since you're not all big and bad, and you're not going to win that tile, I don't need to waste my time on you. You're nothing but a bottom-feeding, toothless crack whore! I'm just scoping you divas out.. The three of you. I am going to watch this match very closely, and I going to learn which kind of techniques you all use.. So I can know what to expect and dodge or counter when I am kicking your ass in that very ring! You see, Trish hasn't even shown her ugly, plastic face in the World Wrestling Entertainment ring or even the arena for that matter. What's the matter Trishie? Are you scared to face all the big bad divas by your little bitty self? Well, that's just too bad! You know you're going to have to show up sooner or later, and when you do.. I'll be waiting! Waiting to shove that plastic nose of yours into the mud! Oh, and Trish.. that push up bra that you always wear.. It's not working for you. I mean, why in the blue hell would you want your breasts to look like big balloons?! It's disgusting! Gross.. I've just sickened myself out even thinking about it. Oh, and as for Torrie Wilson.. she's exactly like Trish Stratus.. she hasn't shown her bleached blonde self in the arena yet either. Jesus, what is up with these divas? How can they even call themselves divas if they are afraid to even show up and face their superiors?! It's sooo sad, you know? Because they're never going to get any gold that way. Pssh! As if they'd get any gold even if they did show up! Torrie is just as trashy as Trish is, if not, worse than what Trish is! And that's pretty low.. And I still want to get my hands on Stephanie. Out of the three, I'm betting on her win.. But then again, that bitch has had back luck in the past, so maybe, for her sake, she'll get some bad luck again and she'll lose. Actually, I am hoping that Stephanie is the one to win.. because she is the one that I am looking forward to getting my hands around her neck the most. And, if you think she's not a slut.. Think otherwise. Look at how many men she had been with in the past! And now, she's back as partners with Kurt Angle?! It's pathetic! Well, I am not worried about Kurt Angle. He's just a little whining pussy, and he sucks.. Angle's not going to keep me from getting my hands on Stephanie McMahon's filthy hair and ripping it out of her little head! And if he does try to stop me, he'll just have to deal with my partner, Scott Steiner! Big Poppa Pump! So, if you're already getting any ideas Steph, Kurt.. I'd think twice if I were you. There's nothing you can do.. and even if you don't win the championship, Stephanie.. I am still going to come after you.. because I loathe and despise you the most!
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Stacy was interrupted by a call from one of the photographers, saying that they were ready to begin shooting again. Stacy nodded quickly and looked back to the camera.
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"Trish Stratus, Lita, Stephanie McMahon, Torrie Wilson.. you four just think of this as a warning.. A warning to watch out for me. You never know when I'm going to pop up and kick your ass. When you wait by the curtains, I might attack you. When you go to the locker rooms, I could be waiting! When you open the door to your little limo, I could surprise you! So just watch, and be careful.. because there's nothing more painful than the tip of my heel pressed into your face.. getting your ass skinned alive by me, Stacy Keibler!"
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The camera man cut off the film and the titantron faded to the RAW logo as the crowd cheered wildly for her. Stacy smirked to herself and stood up, walking back over to the black velvet background as the photographers began to shoot some more pictures of her.
* - * Photographer * - *
"Miss Keibler.. you're doing great! These pictures are going to be perfect.. If you don't mind me saying so, I heard your WWE promo over there during your break. You seem pretty confident that you can beat and diva that comes in your way. Why are you so confident?"
* - * Stacy Keibler * - *
"I'm confident because I've got the skills that it takes to be the best diva, and to wear that women's champsionship gold around my beautiful waist. I've seen all of these other women wrestle day in and day out in the past, they amount to absolutely nothing. Sure, I used to amount to squat as well, but I am a changed woman. I've changed for the better, and when I get into that ring, I am like a bull.. destroying everything in my path. Why wouldn't I be confident?
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"Well, you should be confident then, Miss Keibler. But you've got a great body, don't you think you should use it your advantage?"
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"I am using it to my advantage! What do you think I'm doing right now?! This photo shoot is making me rich! I don't need to flaunt my body as an advantage in the ring any longer, because now I've got the skills, remember?! Or did you forget? I'm not going to let people think I'm a slut any more, because I never was in the first place.. It's just that nobody had the brains to figure out that I was just using everyone! Now please just shut up so we can finish this photo shoot and I can get out of here!"
* - * Photographer * - *
"Okay.. Sorry Miss Keibler. Just a few more pictures and we're done."
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The photographer shut up as Stacy rolled her eyes and posed for the last few pictures. The scene faded as the photo shoot was over and Stacy covered herself in a white robe.
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