°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° A young camera man was standing outside of the woman's locker room, just hoping that someone would come out. After a few moments, that camera man got his wish. The door swung open suddenly, nearly bashing the camera man upside the head. Out paced the new WWE diva, Victoria. Yes, the crazy bitch.. and crazy was literal! She was insane. The camera man stumbled back to avoid getting hit by the door as Victoria looked at him. After a moment, the grin of a pure psycho spread across her glossy lips. This freaked the young camera man out a little bit. Victoria loomed closer to him, and was just about to lash out and grab him when Coach came walking up to Victoria, looking at annoying as ever. Victoria peered to Coach, sort of forgetting about the camera man for the time being.
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria reached into her pocket, and began to aimlessly fish around inside it. She did so for a good ten or twenty seconds before her hand finally emerged, grasping onto a folded up photo. She unfolded it, and shoved it into Coach's face, laughing. It was an old picture of Raven talking smack to Kurt Angle.
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "Oh look.. it's Coach. Hmm.. I assume you have come to ask me a couple of questions, huh?"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Coach °º¤§¥§¤º° "Yes, Victoria.. but before we begin, I want to request that you not go crazy and hurt me or anything, okay? Well.. of course, everyone would like to know exactly what is going on through your head now that you are in the WWE once more. I mean, are you excited? Are you angry? Are you confident? What exactly are you feeling, Victoria? Inquiring minds would really like to know!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "Well if you'd just shut up, I'd answer you! You want to know what I am thinking, huh? I feel great to be here in the WWE, now that I have finally gotten the chance. And you know what? I am thinking about how much fun it's going to be to rip those pretty little Barbie divas limb from limb! Once I get through with them, there will be no more pretty! I have waited to return long enough, and it's time to get right down to business! Did you know that people call me a Psycho, Coach? A PSYCHO! Well, let me tell you! (slightly maniacal laughter) I am not a psycho bitch! I just want to inflict pain. I love the smell of fear, Coach.. and when Stephanie McMahon sets foot in that ring with me, the aura of fear will be pouring from her body! And I am gonna lick all that fear right up with happiness..."
°º¤§¥§¤º° Coach °º¤§¥§¤º° "Uhh.. that's sick, Victoria. Anyways, since you mentioned Stephanie McMahon, I think that I should let everyone else know that you are scheduled to have a match with Stephanie McMahon. Now, everyone knows that Stephanie McMahon is the Billion Dollar Princess, and she can be pretty powerful at times.. and.. and.."
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "Power? You think that Stephanie McMahon had power?! Ha! She has nothing but fear and bitchiness. Stephanie McMahon is nothing. When I get her in that ring, I am going to make sure to rip her pretty little eyelashes off. I am going to bite off her fingernails and make her bleed internally. Like I said, I love the smell of fear.. and that is exactly the kind of response that I am going to get from Stephanie McMahon. She is scared of me, I can feel it in the air. Why do you think she hasn't shown her pretty little face yet, Coach? Stephanie is scared of me.. and she should be. She should be scared of the fact that I want to mangle her face.. Mangle it.. Oh, and you know what else, Coach? I want the world to know of one thing! I am now teamed up with a WWE superstar back here.. He's just perfect, you know? People call him insane, too! They call him a psycho and weirdo! Well, guess what! HE'S NOT! HE'S JUST LIKE ME! LIKE ME, DAMMIT!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Coach °º¤§¥§¤º° (While flinching) "Do you mind telling the world who this wrestler is, Victoria? I mean, I think I have a pretty good idea but I'm not really all that sure.."
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "It's Raven.."
°º¤§¥§¤º° Coach °º¤§¥§¤º° "Raven...? It's Raven? You're teamed up with and managing RAVEN?"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "Yes, it's Raven! Are you really that stupid, Coach?! Here, I'll show you a picture of him!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "Remember who he is now, Coach? You had better! You see, Raven and I decided to team up together because people both think we're crazy! And you know what? Each and every single person will pay for saying so! They will pay dearly with their precious little souls! You see, Stephanie McMahon has no idea what she is dealing with! She thinks that she is the best diva. She thinks that she is the prettiest diva. She thinks that she is the most dominant diva ever! WELL SHE'S NOT! I AM THE BEST DIVA! I AM THE PRETTIEST DIVA EVER! AND I AM THE MOST DOMINANT DIVA! HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THAT I'M NOT?! HOW COULD THEY?! HOW COULD THEY SAY THAT TO ME, COACH?! TELL ME!!!!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° After a few more moments, Victoria seemed to calm down. However, she didn't answer Coach's question at all. Instead, she folded the picture of Raven back up and stick in her pocket. Victoria let out a rather maniacal laugh as she pulled one of Stephanie McMahon's necklaces from her pocket and put it around her neck. Coach looked at Victoria, shocked that the item that she had so suddenly produced.
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria trailed off, walking away while quietly speaking to herself.. and sounding rather crazy at that. Coach raised an eyebrow as he watched her go, unsure of what exactly to think about this strange diva. Once thing was for certain though, he believed that Victoria was crazy enough to do anything to Stephanie McMahon. Perhaps crazy enough to go too far, and not even realize it.
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria's music theme began to play over the sound system rather suddenly. As soon as the words "Yes, I've lost my mind!" could be heard, everyone knew that it was her. Most of the fans booed, and only very few of them cheered as Victoria stepped out onto the ramp. She looked out over the crowd, staring at the signs with a sneer on her face.
°º¤§¥§¤º° Coach °º¤§¥§¤º° "Woah! Woah! Woah! Victoria! Calm down! You're scaring me, woman! Just calm down.. It's okay. Why don't we just find something else to talk about?"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Coach °º¤§¥§¤º° "That is Stephanie McMahon's necklace! How did you get that, Victoria? And more importantly, why are you wearing it?! You know that if Stephanie founds out you stole her expensive necklace, she's going to be very angry! And when Stephanie gets angry, she's not a very nice woman! Victoria, I think you sho--"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "Shut up, Coach! I know that this is Stephanie's pretty little necklace. But guess what! It's mine now.. and if Stephanie wants it, well, she's just going to have to come get it back.. and deal with me, Victoria. You see, I always keep something that belongs to one of my opponents. It helps me to keep track of all thpretty little snobby bitches that I have completely annihilated.. and besides, it looks better on me that it does around her neck.. And when I get my hands on Stephanie, her neck will be nothing but bruises.. pretty little bruises for a pretty little neck..."
About An Hour Later
°º¤§¥§¤º° "JR" Jim Ross °º¤§¥§¤º° "Oh my God! It's Victoria. King, did you hear that interview that Victoria had with Coach earlier? She's crazy, I tell you. That woman's just not right in the head!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Jerry "The King" Lawler °º¤§¥§¤º° "Yeah, I heard it, JR! Who cares if she's not right in the head?! She's got PUPPIES! And that's all that matters! Ooh.. and they're nice ones, too."
°º¤§¥§¤º° "JR" Jim Ross °º¤§¥§¤º° "Well, Victoria also mentioned that she has teamed up with Raven. I can only imagine the kind of havoc that those two will wreak together!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Jerry "The King" Lawler °º¤§¥§¤º° "Raven, Schmaven! Who cares about Raven?! Look at Victoria's puppies! Oh look, she looked at us! HI VICTORIA! I'VE GOT AN EXTRA SEAT OVER HERE ON MY LAP!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° "JR" Jim Ross °º¤§¥§¤º° "King... you disgust me..."
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria just ignored King's yelling and sneered as she made her way down the ramp. Instead of climbing up the stairs to the ring, she slid onto the apron and slipped under the bottom rope. Then she stood up, staring at all the booing fans as she snatched a mic from Lillian, and suddenly began to laugh.
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria smiled and reached her free hand up towards her neck. She ran her fingers across Stephanie's necklace softly, admiring it. The fans began to boo and start chants of "Psycho! Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!". Victoria just began to laugh.
°º¤§¥§¤º° The Scene °º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria dropped the mic and began to laugh once against as her theme began to play to the fans' boos. She was stroking that necklace as if it were the most precious thing in the world as she left the ring, the scene fading to black.
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "You so you know, King... if you ever yell at me like that again, I'll come over and rip your throat out! I am not going to be anyone's booty bitch! So you had better watch it! Now, as for my Livewire match this Saturday with Stephanie McMahon.. This is going to be so easy. As I mentioned to that stupid idiot, Coach.. Stephanie is scared of me, and I can smell her fear. I can't wait to taste it.. I know that Stephanie is probably trying to think of a way to get out of this match... She's probably saying to her daddy Vince, 'I don't want to get into the ring with that Psycho Bitch, daddy!' Well, too bad Stephanie! If you want to go after the women's title, which is one thing I want as well, you're going to have to through me! And that's going to be a task. Even if you do survive this match up Stephanie, which I highly doubt that you will, you're not going to survive without some major consequeneces! Stephanie, let me tell you exactly what I plan to do to you in that ring. Let me list all of the things that are on Saturday's agenda, dear little princess. First thing I'm gonna do, is give you a hard slap across your rosy lil' cheek! I've seen you slap divas time and time again, and I have longed to touch your face, Stephanie.. Longed to feel your skin against mine.. creating friction and heat. I have longed to make you sting with pain! And I can't wait to smack you, you little bitch! Then I'm going to one by one pluck each and every chocolate coloured strand of hair from your head.. And I won't stop until you are screaming on agony and pain from the torture that I have dished out on you! And then I am finished, you won't be the Billion Dollar Princess with the Trillion Dollar Body anymore, Steph! Oh, no! You will reduced to nothing but the Fifty Cent Bitch with the Ugly Bald Head! And you think I'm crazy too, don't you?! I BET YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR WANTING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SAVOR EVERY MOMENT OF IT, DON'T YOU?! WELL, SCREW YOU STEPHANIE MCMAHON! SCREW YOU! I am going to become that women's champion if it the last thing that I do, and believe me, it won't be the last thing that I do, Stephanie! It'll be far from it!"
°º¤§¥§¤º° Victoria °º¤§¥§¤º° "This is going to be so much fun. I just know it is. I cannot wait, Stephanie. I cannot wait to play.. I am feeling rather playful. However, even though I am feeling playful, this is no game, Stephanie. No game at all. This is real.. it's almost like a nightmare, only you're not going to be sleeping. I am going to make this match a living heel for you, Stephanie.. All I have is one suggestion for you, Miss Priss.... You had better come prepared!