Once upon a time, the CIA decided they needed more employees. So they contacted 3 people who they thought would be good for the job: two men and a woman. One day, they all came to the CIA headquarters to be interviewed. The first man walked into the room, and a man comes up to him and hands him a gun, saying, "In the room behind me, your wife is sitting in a chair. Go and kill her." The man of course refused, and he was not given the job. The second man came in, and the man came up and did the same thing. This man also refused, and he was also not given the job. Then the woman comes in, and the man came up to her and said, "In the room behind me, your husband is sitting in a chair. Take this gun and go kill him." She immediately takes the gun and walks into the room, closing the door behind her. Outside they hear gunfire and lots of shrieking and banging. Then, suddenly, it is quiet. The woman comes out and says...
"Jeez, why did you fill the gun with BLANKS? I had to beat him to death with the chair!!"