~It was a hot summers day.. Nah jk...Ok January 1986 i wos born :) in Wellington, New Zealand, so thatz when mah life started. I was my mum and dads first child and also tha first Grand Child on my dad's side. After i was born we lived with my Dad's parents untill i was about 6 Months old.

My first ever Friends were my Mum's Best friends tripletts (2 boys and 1 gurl) who i have known all my life, they are only 7 Months older than me, we always used to be at their house and everything when i was younger. And i also ended up getting Potty trained 7 Months early because while they were beging potty trained i would be there 2!! When i was 4 years old the Tripletts moved to Australia, they were only there for a year but while they were living there Mum and Dad decided they wanted to move to England. Just before that years Christmas we moved to South London, in a little Village called Cheam. My Dad's brother Andrew was already living in Windsor with his English G/F Anne at the time so we did have some family there. Then mum had another Baby called Adam (hes now 10) And i started Nursery thats where i meet Joeanne, Jodi, Megan, & Kipross. Joeanne was the first one i meet at nursery and Mum and her mum ended up becoming good friends and have been ever since even though we dont see them very much any more.

I went onto Primary school and in Year 1 i used to just hang around wif Megan and Joeanne and Jodi, And some times some other people who i dont really remember. Then time went on and i became friends with Tace, and Marwa and Michelle and Kelly M (she lives 2 door up from me) and Sophie and Kayleigh. In Year 4 we were the *lil miss populars* hanging around with all the boyz etc..and thats when we started to become right bitchez!! Then one day we were in the Playground and this girl named Robyn who we didnt know very well had a fight with her best friend so we took her in and she started to hang about with us too. Then Tace and Robyn became Bestest Buddyz and we all carryed on being Bitchez and Bullying people in our year. That went on for about another 2 years

Then in Year 6 we all kind of calmed down we were all still the *lil miss populars* though but we wernt so bitchy to other kids in our year. Then during the Christmas Holidays of year 6 me, Megan, Tom and Richard were down near the school and it was snowing and we was having a snow fight and this girl came past (she has reeally fuzzy hair!!) she was with this girl called Danyelle who is 2 years below us in school and we Threw Snow Ballz at them.. Then when we ruturned to school after Christmas the girl who we had thrown snow ballz out came to our school, she was new. We all became friends with her, her name was Stephanie but everyone used to call her Buzz cos her hair is so Curley and that name has stuck with her since then. In year 7 we were all really scared because we were starting high school and we didnt know if we were gonna be in the same classes as each other etc.. I was in 7MR with Megan,Kelly,Kayleigh T, Lee, and Stuart so i was lucky that i knew people and i soon became mates with the other ppl in my tutor and also Robyn was in most of my classes. In science one day in year 7 Robyn was complaning about not being able to see the bord and thats when we became mates with Vickie cos she asked Robyn if she'd like to swap seats. By then our little crew wos : Me, Robyn, Vickie, Tace, Carli, Buzz,Mark, Marc, Dan, James, Chris A, Chris B, James P, Jack, Megan, Kelly, Ashling,Tom, Stuart, Adam, Matt, Dave, Claire,Graham, Becky and sometimes other pplz hang about with us! And Michelle and Sophie had become SAD freaks so we never talked to them any more and Kayleigh K had become a lil sad too. Then half way thru year 7 we all kindda went of into our own groups during Lunch and Break but we would all hang about together after school and everything. Year 7 Was my best year of school EVER. Me and Robyn were lil rebbles always gettin into shit and everything and our Head Of Year hates us, but she wos such a bitch!!! Then i started going out with this boy called Mark and Robyn went out with Graham and we would hang about together after school (just the 4 of us) and that was real fun and outta all da boys i had been out with up till then Mark wos tha best (But hez a wanker now) Then me and Mark broke up and a little while later Robyn and Graham broke up. And me and Robyn would go out after school like 2 lil lonars cos everyone had stoped going out afta school.

In year 8 i moved schools cos i was getting into so much shit, i went to St Andrews in LeatherHead. I made lossa new mates there and also Joeanne and Jodi went there. On my first day at ST.Andrews i made friends with all the girls in my tutor : Katie, Penny, Tracey, Karen, Faye, & Lisa. There was one other girl called Nicola but she wos a freak! I ended up leaving ST.Andres (i didnt like it there) When i was there i hardley ever saw my *real* Mates after school. I ended up going back to Cheam High But i still remaind friends with Lisa from SA and we were kindda like Best Friends. the end of year 8 just went on like normal, but thats when we all started going out after school again (not just me and Robyn but EVERYONE!!) so that was all good and we started to hang about down Sainsburys Ramp and down Johns (Johns is a shop, the ONLY shop we could get served fags and drink in)

Year 9 was just normal but me and Robyn became really good mates and on Friday & Saturday night we could always kip over at each others house. There isnt really much to say about Year 9 cos in October 1999 I left and went back to New Zealand. I didnt really know if i wanted to go cos like leaving all muh mates and everything innit? And before we left to go back to NZ we were all gettin drunk alot and shit like that. Then when got back to NZ and it was all good for the first few months cos we were catching up with the family etc and it was the first Christmas that we had spend with the family in years. In January 2000 we also got to see teh Tripletts cos they were living in Tauranga about 7 hours away from where we lived (They had moved back to NZ just after we moved to England) Well we didnt see all da Tripletts we just saw Paula, and Tony and Pam (their Mum. Tony was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy!!! Then life went on i started school made friends blah blah blah...

Then one night i couldnt sleep and went down stairs to get some Parasetamol and i went into my Mums bag and found a "letter" It was to some girl named *Sarah* i read it and then found out that i had a older sister!! Who i knew nother about, But mum had her when she wos a teenager and her Dad FORCED her to give the baby away so she got adopted and mum was trynna get in contact with her. So i phoned Robyn and Megan and Tace that night (i was so freaked out) and it werrnt my Dad's kid it was one of Mum's B/F's from when she was a teenager. Anyway we decided to come back to England in the End so yah we came back and i was so happy to see all muh mates again, when we came back everyone noticed that my little brother had grown up and wasent a little boy any more so thats kindda weird (hes also nearly the same height as me!!) But hes still a little wanker he always gets me in trouble for shit i DIDNT do, hehe well thats what Little Bros are for innit! And life is alllll good at da moment, Mums daughter is in contact with us. Ok thats most of my life (well no...it aint there is LOTZ i have missed out but i wont go into all that cos i will be here all day and i dont wanna bore u all!!) So Anywayz my life aint been all good but i like it so far :) And my Mum and Dad and all my Family and Friends are the best eva!!! Luv ya all! :)