Whagwan girlz, this is a page which reveals secrets every sussed girl should know!! WARNING: any boyz or ladiezz with out a sence of humour turn away .....NOW!!!

1) FOREVER GLANCING IN YOUR DIRECTION - He tries to look casual about it, but its like his head is on a string and he just can't stop turning round to look at you!! c'mon ladz don't deny it!! I've seen you do it!!

2) THE SEXY SMILE - He sometimes tries to give you the ultimate sexy stare and gorgeous smile, but us gals mistake it for thinking "he must have got a bad attack of farts!!"

3) HE MAKES OUT HE IS HAVIN SO MUCH FUN - However bored outta their brains they are, they just have to be noticed. HE does this by laughing and making out he is havin soooooo much fun, when ever you walk past him!! He wants you to think...."wow that guy is so cool, popular and funny" but really we think "why is that prat always grining like a maniac"

4) HE CAN NEVER QUITE LOOK YOU IN THE EYE - No matter how hard he tries to look you in the eye he just can't do it!! You see us gals have this kinda power which makes most blokes wobble at the knees!

5) HE MAKES PHYSICAL CONTACT WHENEVER HE CAN - Even if its just touching your arm or playfully hitting you...you know what it means ladiez ...yup he fancies ya!!

WEIRD BOYZ!!

Have you ever wondered why a lad farts, burps, spits etc...when your around, well read on and find out!!

WHY BURPING AND FARTING??

Right, lets not forget that bodily functions are natural!! c'mon even the Queen must feel the need for a sly parp!! But us gals have to remember that lads ain't exactly conversationalists!! so they fill the awkward gaps wiv farting or burping competionions!! nice eh!

SPITTING:

Also known as gobbing, grollying and hawking!! You see learning to spit is an important part of a young man's life!! such as learing to ride a bike or kick a ball..... and its not just learning to spit...but SPIT WIF STYLE!!!

5 EXCUSES HE GIVES FOR BEING DISGUSTING WHEN YOUR AROUND!

1) "Its natural, and its unhealthy to hold these things in"

2) "Look it just shows I feel totally comfortable in your presence"

3) "Being nasty is Manly!!"

4) " Its not that I don't respect you......I fart and burp wiv every one....honest"

5) "Aaahhh YOU LOVE IT REALLY!!!

It may seem that sometimes ladz are a different species, but really, let the truth be known, they aren't that different from us females...in fact we are both very similar!!

NOTE: LADZ DON'T BE OFFENDED OR TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY IT WAS JUST A LAUGH!! NO HARM DONE EH?!?!?