*This Part Contains All The Facts And Records You Don't Read About In The Guinness Book Of Records. Read Them And You Will See Why lol*...
Most Semen Swallowed
Michelle Monohan Had 1.7 Pints Of Semen Pumped Out Of Her Stomach In Los Angeles In July Of 1991.
Longest Pubes
Naoni Vi Of Cape Town Has Hair Measuring 32 inches From The Armpits, And 28 Inches From Her Vagina.
Most Cavernous Crotch
Linda Manning Of Los Angeles Could, Without Preparation, Completely Insert A Lubricated American Football Into Her Vagina.
Zit Popping
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick Of Rugby, England, Squeezed A Zit And Projected And Detectable Amount Of Yellow Puss A Distance Of 7ft 1in.
Longest Fart
Bernard Clemmens Of London Managed To Sustain A Fart For An Officially Recorded Time Of 2 Minutes and 42 Seconds.
Worst Drink
The Most horrible Drink To Be Considered A Beverage And Safely Drunk Is Khoona. It Is Drunk By Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
Greatest Distance Attained For A Jet Of Semen
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
Longest Shit
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2hr 12mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.