"Who am I?  Are you sure you want to know?"

Okay, so I'm no Spiderman, but yeah, my life can be exciting at times. (Granted, I am unable to shoot web out of my wrists, or so you think).  That is mild mannered me, posing with Thing in the picture to the right.  Check our some of my info and then stalk me all you want!

Name: Jacqueline Renee D'Ercole

Birthday: September 26, 1983

Birthplace: Phoenixville, PA. I currently split my time between my parents' house in Wernersville, PA and my new house in Philadelphia, PA.

Family: Mom, Dad, and sister (Danielle)

Pets: cat: Scooter dog: Reese fish: Gianni, Morey, The Tank Gang

Secret Super Hero Ability: I have lots of abilities.  Imagine a cross between Batman and Spiderman.  Yeah, that's me!

Quotes that I love: 

  • "Goonies never say die!" (Mikey~The Goonies)

  • "Got your glasses on?  It means you don't know who your friends are" (Arvid~Swing Kids)

  • "'akjfnakjajf!!'  She's drunk again!" (MST3000)

  • "Ruth...I farted.  Ruth...I farted again.  Cal...I farted" (MST3000)

  • "It's cold and hurty" (Ralph Wiggum)

  • "I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life." (Mark Renton~Trainspotting)

 

Favorites:

  • Movies: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Swing Kids, Ghostbusters, Batman, The Goonies, Shanghai Noon, Office Space, Can't Hardly Wait, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands (basically anything Tim Burton except Planet of the Apes), etc.

  • Music: Our Lady Peace, Radiohead, Travis, Sting, The Deftones, Foo Fighters, Ben Folds Five, anything Danny Elfman or Thomas Newman, boy do I love movie soundtracks!

  • TV Shows: Dirty Jobs, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Lost, Boston Legal, The Office, Jeff Corwin, City Confidential, American Justice, crazy documentaries

  • Foods: You can't miss with anything Italian or made of chicken

  • Drinks: water, iced tea (caffeine is my drug of choice)

  • Pastimes: sleeping, eating, watching movies, listening to music, spinning in circles, playing tennis, Mike Rowe, watching hockey, hanging upside down, brushing my hair, polishing my shoes, etc.

  • Possession: black Converse All Stars from 10th grade of high school.  They're my happy shoes!