Laugh and point all you want!  It's only my life you're looking at!!!

Check out some pictures of me, my friends, and things that I just find interesting

Baby Pictures... Photo 1: This is me looking all tanned and healthy.  I'm not exactly sure what I' m thinking in that picture but I imagine it's something  like, "Get me the heck out of here you evil barbarous amusement park workers."  Either that or I was really enjoying myself.  Knowing me, though, it was more of the first.

Photo 2: This is me, wearing the hippest red pants ever known to man.  Check that sweetness out!  Notice how cool I was.  I speak to you in that picture saying, "Word, yo."  Just proof that I was a punk kid with a whoollleee lotta attitude!

Older and wiser... Photo 1: This is me in 11th grade dressed up like Lisa Ling, formerly of  The View, now on National Geographic Explorer.  It was for my friend's TV Production project.  Note the sliver of face over on the extreme right.  That belongs to an unfortunate 10 or 11 year old boy that we dressed up like Barbara Walters, who thus is scarred for life.  Do I feel guilty?  Not really...

Photo 2: Ah, yes, this is me at my first night of work for the Philadelphia Phantoms.  Yeah, I've been doing their drywall and a little exterior painting.  Kidding aside, I'm on the Phantoms Phan Patrol and the night that picture was taken was truly incredible.  I was just a scared little college freshman who found a place for herself amongst the biggest group of weirdos known to man (ie: that night my boss pulled a chunk of ceiling, asbestos included, down all over the floor, just cause he felt like it!)  I knew from that night on that I had to stay as close to these people as humanly possible aka I stalk them all!

Photo 3: This is me and a buffalo, nuff said.  Actually, that could be a bison.  Maybe it's big a weird dog.  I don't know...bottom line, it was a sad rainy day, you know, the kind that can really make you depressed, and that buffalo (bison, dog) brought a little light into my life!

Photo 4: This is a picture of me taken right before I got to see one of my favorite bands, Coldplay, FOR FREE!!!  I think that's why I'm full of such vibrant color.  Either that or I was running a fever.

Friends or worshipers... Photo 1: This is me with the OLP drummer, Jeremy Taggart.  Yeah, I know he's not my friend, but he looks so funny/drunk in this picture that I had to include it.  We'll just call him a Jacqui worshiper.   ***Super Jeremy Taggart Update!!!: Adding to the grand tradition of taking drunk pictures with me, I caught Jeremy after a recent show in Philadelphia.  I was able to capture this classic moment with the Jacqui worshiper.  Note the fact that I'm "bad to the bone."

Picture 2: This is me and my friend, Leslie, at our senior homecoming.  That was the only time and will be the only time you will see a tiara on my head!  We were doing our sexy model poses.  Am I ready for the runway or what?!  Stop laughing at me, fool!  Anyways, if you look carefully in the background you can see the front half of a Delorian.  How awesome is that?

Picture 3: These are my friends Jaimie, Adrienne, and Pav.  As you an see, it was taken at prom.  Yeah, I didn't like prom.  Imagine me trying to fast dance while wearing a 200 dollar strapless dress.  Everything about that image is just wrong!  But I was in the company of some great friends so they made it all worth it!

Picture 4: This is a picture of my friends, Leslie and Adrienne, from when we went camping senior year of high school at Knoebels Amusement Park.  We had an awesome time going on roller coasters all day and eating hotdogs for every meal.  And you know those boys who work the line at the Phoenix..whoohooo!! (Sad Boy, Supergirl Boy, Dispatch).  Yes we named them.

Picture 5: Look, it's proof that I graduated from high school AND received an education of some sorts, or so you may call it.  This is me and my friend, Adrienne, right after cashing in our fake diplomas for real ones.  Notice the super short dress I was wearing under my gown.  Finding a white dress is impossible and I ended up with the most uncomfortable inappropriate one ever created.

Picture 6: Ah, for me the graduations, they are abundant.  This picture is of my sister and I after my college graduation.  That's right, COLLEGE!  For all those who believed I didn't have the smarts to do it I have one this to say, "I gone done that!"

Picture 7: This is my girl Leeihnae' Reese aka LadyReese.  This little chica is 100% over the top CRAAZYY but in a good way.  Watch out guys, she gives out free hugs, and I should know because I'm often the recipient.  Nothing speaks like someone who has experienced it first hand.  Check out her awesome flare!  Flare rocks my world!