Paul: "Thank you very much. Uh, this song is called 'My Little Blue One', and this Holiday season, this Christmas time and my wife gave me a very special present. She divorced me you see. Yeah, but it was good because it happened before Christmas and I had all the money I'd saved to buy her a present and I drank it all. Al-key-haul. So I don't really remember the holidays, but I'm sure they were very interesting."
When I woke up I heard a voice
And I froze in my bed
When I woke up I was divorced
How did you get back into my head
No no no It was the radio
You're gone and I don't even think of you my little blue one
I don't even think of you my little blue one
I was sleeping and had a dream
I was writing to you
It was creepy in my dreamy dream
You read my letters rememberd I loved you
No no no you don't love me any more
You're gone and I don't even think of you my little blue one
I don't even think of you my little blue one
Well I don't even think of you reading your paper each morning
And I don't even think of you sipping your coffee and yawning
Well I don't even think of your hand pulling hair back
Your pretty face
And I don't even think of you walking away
As I'm walking around this empty place
I remember and tried to forget
With a bottle of wine
I remember and try to forget
That the ring your not wearing is mine
No no no you don't wear it any more
You're gone and I don't even think of you my little blue one
I don't even think of you my little blue one
I don't even think of you my little blue one
I don't even think of you my little blue one