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Well she walked into the room
And I hit her with a broom
Then I tried to sweep her off her feet
Cause she's got that style that can't be beat
If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'
Well she's hot as water gets
But I nearly froze to death
And she brushed her teeth with a wagon wheel
And she dined with a toothpic in her heel
If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'
She's the finest girl this side of Mississippi
I don't even know why she left me
Well she kept sayin' somethin' 'bout playin' by somebody else's rules
She sure is fine
But she completely blew my mind
And honey I promise I'll never mistreat you again
Well she walked into the room
And I hit her with a broom
Then I tried to sweep her off her feet
Cause she's got that style that can't be beat
If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'
She's the finest girl this side of Mississippi
I don't even know why she left me
Well she kept sayin' somethin' 'bout playin' by somebody else's rules
She sure is fine
But she completely blew my mind
And honey I promise I'll never mistreat you again
Well she's hot as water gets
But I nearly froze to death
And she brushed her teeth with a wagon wheel
And she dined with a toothpic in her heel
If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'
Little Rita she sure is fine
If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'
Little Rita she sure is fine
If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'
Aww.. Little Rita you know your fine