You reach in deep and pull out a baseball bat! Yes! What luck! Another bat. Now it's time to put this bastard away for good.

You raise the bat up high, gripping it with both hands, you're ready to strike the death blow.
As you bring down the bat, full throttle, the demon squeezes you like a toothpaste tube. You shout out in pain as your ribcage collapses. The demon pulls you closer and closer to it's head. Within a minute you're nose to nose. In one foul swoop he tosses you in his mouth and crunches you like an M&M.

Nice going Ash, your quick thinking led you to become a midnight snack.

You're Dead!

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