Who does this prick think he is? What a pussy! You kick the book out of his hands, tackle him and start punching him in his face with your metal hand. You can't dent his armor but the blows you get into his face do damage. You hold him down and make his blood fly everywhere. You beat the grey flesh right off of him.
He struggles to break free but you hold him down by his throat and bash his chin into his neck.
"With all that knowledge of your books, your magic, and your bullshit you still fight like a girl!"

Cell breaks his arm free and reaches for the Necronomicon. It seems futile since it's a good fifteen feet away but he still reaches. You start choking the air out of him and he concentrates harder to get the book. You look over and notice the book starts to move a shake a little. Within a second the Necronomicon flies into Cell's hand and he knocks out cold with it.

You awake in chains, being held up in the air in a crucifying position.
"What a shame Ash. We could've been friends. Too bad for you that your sheer braun muscle wasn't as strong as your inner power. And as a parting gift. . . I think I'll destroy your planet right before I destroy you." He grins that devilish smile once more before he wipes you and everyone else on Earth out of the timeline.

Thanks for nothing Ash, everyone on Earth is banished from this dimension.

You're Dead!

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