Hand by hand you pull yourself across.
"My boy, the athlete."
Faster and faster you pump your arms across the rope and swing to the other side.
All the voices suddenly stop and you freeze in mid air.
You look down and notice the steep 100 foot drop. You look back and see your car, still running.
You can't turn back. You keep pulling yourself across the rope.
"Join us!"
Oh shit. No more games, now they're serious!
You're more than halfway across now.
You hear the car door slam shut. You stop and look back and you can't see anyone in it.
The brights turn on and blind you. The car starts to move slowly and you almost piss your pants.
You turn back to the business. Arm by arm you pull yourself to the other side.
Suddenly the wheels screach and the gas hits hard. You turn back to see your car fly off the cliff, snagging the end of your rope and snapping it.
You hold on tight as the rope sends you into the other side of the cliff.
As you impact into the rock you break your arm and smash your face up. Holding on by only one arm and bleeding from the face you can barely think. You watch as the car exploded into a fireball upon impact. The other end of the rope snaps and you are sent plummeting down.
You fall all the way down into the dark canyon and splatter into a giant human pancake.
That wasn't much of a fight Ash. And there's no round 2 'cause