The ASBNLL media questions Kobe
The ASBNLL media questions Kobe
Kobe: Thanks for coming. First I'd just like to say, I'm only answering
questions relating to basketball and the Lakers.
Branden: Kobe! Kobe! Do you think that if Gore had been president, this
wouldn't have happened to you?
Kobe: I don't see what relevance that has.
Basketor: Kobe, I don't are know what happened but is it total exasperate to
deal with this?
Kobe: Um yes.
Ironside: Kobe, I understand you ordered a pay-per-view on the night of the
incident. Was it a porno? And if so, which one was it?
Kobe: No comment.
Chandler: Kobe, now that the Lakers have signed Payton, how do you feel
about coming off the bench and backing up SuperDexter Fisher?
Kobe: (laughs) Phil will decide who starts or not.
Petsounds: Kobe! Kobe! Over here!
Kobe: You over there in the back.
Vaxio: Kobe is my friend! Kobe is from Italy! Kobe, was Kate a tomato?
Kobe: (laughs) No comment.
Jane: Sweetie, are you going to be participating in the dunk contest?
Kobe: Sorry, probably not.
Jane: Well then, I'm also sorry that my boycott of your products will have
to continue.
Petsounds: Kobe, over here damnit!
Kobe: You over there.
Bozak: kobe... can you do me a favor and not pass to the anti-guard this
year?
Kobe: Who?
Petsounds: Kobe, over here! Am I invisible or what?
Rastus T. Bates: Kobe, wanna know why I call Bozak Teal?
Kobe: No.
Rastus T. Bates: Wanna know? Huh? Wanna know?
Kobe: No.
Support4FPO: KB by aiding the innocence in men, would that resolve the
situation as it occurs for KF?
Kobe: What?
Chas: Kobe, can you go into more detail about your involvement with the
mafia?
Kobe: I don't have any connection with them.
Jae Lee: Kobe, did Kate toss your salad?
Kobe: No comment.
Jae Lee: Kobe, followup question. Can I toss your salad?
Kobe: NO!