The Family Feud
The Family Feud
Introducing the Current Trolls Family... Jedi, Jane, Jack, Chrsan, and
Steven Carter. Ready for action. Facing them tonight are the Past Trolls
Family... Greg, Coz, Bullyo, Sonicsare1, and Judden. Ready for action! On
your marks, let's play the Family Feud!
And now the star of Family Feud...George Shouse!
George: Thank you! I finally get to star in a Sonic Knight Production!
Jane: Sweetie, you haven't been missing much. Because of the Cite Knight's
dishonesty, he will most likely ignore all your foibles as he attempts to
suck up to you, while leaving all the superficial insults to the rest of us.
George: Whatever. Ok, let's play. 100 nba players and coaches surveyed by Al
Wilson. Top 5 answers on the board. Name something you do during a shark
attack.
Greg buzzes in.
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Laugh like a maniac hoping to scare the
shark away!
Bzzt.
Jedi: Make sure you let the shark know "no biting" while he's blowing you!
Ding!
George: Pass or play?
Jedi: Play me! Play me!
George: Hi Jane. How are you doing?
Jane: Well I'd feel better if you gave me a kiss.
George: Sorry but I'm not Richard Dawson.
Jedi: No but I'm sure you're older than him!
Jane: Damn! I want a kiss!
Jedi: If I don't get a kiss, neither should Jane!
George: Ok Jane, name something you do during a shark attack.
Jane: Um, blindfold my father? Imagine what would happen to him if he saw
little ole me being attacked by a shark?
Bzzt!
George: Ok Jack, name something you do during a shark attack.
Jack: OBVIOUSLY you take the shark HEAD ON, and wrestle his ASS in the
water! As the shark is swimming towards you, just JUMP over him and then
QUICKLY clothesline him! Then a quick rake to the eyes and a sleeperhold
SHOULD do the trick!
Ding!
George: Chrsan, name something you do during a shark attack.
Chrsan: Just sit back and take it up the ass like the Donald and hope that
someone is capturing this stuff on National Geographic. That way one day,
someone will be masturbating over pics of my naked dead body! I'll be
immortalized!
Bzzt!
George: Ok Steven, name something you do during a shark attack.
Steven: I'm sorry but I wrote the paper on sharks and sharks don't attack
people unless they develop a taste for their blood.
George: Where did you get the research for your paper?
Steven: Sorry to say but I read some article about it from some shark expert
named Chris Petrohilos.
George: So what's your answer?
Steven: I'm sorry but I wouldn't do anything. The shark would just ignore
me.
Jane: Good answer! Good answer!
Bzzt!
George: Sorry, but now the Past Trolls have a chance to steal! Ok, what's
your answer?
Judden: Start intentionally mispelling the shark's name by calling him
shork!
Bullyo: Offer the sharko a job at Bullyo's successful business branch in
Mexico!
Coz: Start snipping the shark's fins!
SonicsAre1: Yeah! What he said!
George: So what's it gonna be, Gregbot?
Judden: Go with Judden's answer! Remember now, Judden is good, Judden is
wise! Take advantage of Judden's wisdom!
Bullyo: Grego, forget Juddo. You can't go wrong with Bullyo's 100% correct
prediction accuracy rating.
George: So, bot, you going to start speaking in the 3rd person like them, or
is your program not advanced enough?
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'll go with my own answer! Stuff a
soccer ball inside the Shark's mouth!
Ding!
George: And the Past Trolls win! Now I can go back to finishing up the FAQ!
Spinhead: Wait! I protest! Why was I not included? Not only am I the king of
the Past Trolls, but I'm also the king of the Current Trolls! Who else can
top my genius? I mean, I was forced into listening to this abomination of a
show on Real Audio when I could've been on the show itself, displaying my
genius to the world!
Jedi: Fine, take my place! My team sucks! I want to join the Past Trolls
Family!