Marcus and LAB on Fox News
Marcus and LAB on Fox News
Rita Cosby: We have here two of the victim's friends. Hello, I understand
you're friends with the victim?
Marcus: Why yes, that's right.
Rita: Tell us how you know her.
Marcus: Well, through all your interviews with her other friends, I think
I've come to know her pretty well.
Rita: Tell us about her.
Marcus: She's the perfect student! The media that's trying to dig up dirt on
her? They'll never find any. She's flawless!
LAB: Yeah that's right. She would never lie!
Rita: What about her two suicide attempts?
Marcus: What suicide attempts? That never happened!
Rita: It was reported by her college paper. And her friends have confirmed
it.
Marcus: They're lying! She's not the type to commit suicide!
Rita: Do you think it will be admissable in court?
Marcus: NEVER! It has nothing to do with what happened that night.
Rita: Is it possible it could be related though?
Marcus: I suppose it's possible...
Rita: So if it's possible, shouldn't it be admissable?
Marcus: NO!
LAB: Yeah! That's right! Kobe will be convicted! I have right here, PROOF
that Kobe is GUILTY!
Rita: What is it?
LAB: I have with me, the latest edition of the National Enquirer and the
Sports Illustrated! Incontrovertible PROOF! It says here from some anonymous
sources that Kobe is a rude guy who didn't get along with his agent! Convict
him now!
Rita: Well there you have it. A Fox exclusive!