Cooper vs. Spinhead
Cooper vs. Spinhead
The battle of two guys who don't even watch the games. In one
corner, Spinhead who uses real audio to analzye games. And in
the other corner, Cooper, who relies on the NG for news on how
the team is doing.
Spinhead: Lakers win again but I see er I mean hear
major problems with the team.
Cooper: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yeah, the problem is
that big fat cancer in the middle.
Spinhead: You stupid twit, clearly the problem is Kobe
disrupting the laker offense. And how would you know?
You don't even watch the games. Armed with my Real
Audio, I can thoroughly analyze any game.
Cooper: Don't worry, the shaqcancer will trade Kobe
before the trade deadline. I don't need to watch the
games. The same thing happens every year. The cancer
will be swept right out of the playoffs.
Spinhead: Good, I hope the lakers trade Kobe. I
guarantee a laker championship without him. Now Shaq
will surely win MVP without Kobe around to take the
ball away from him.
Cooper: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! In 7 years you'll
finally realize that I was right. The gaykers will
be stuck with Rice and his fat contract while Shaq
trades away half the team so that he can shoot the
ball all he wants.
Rice 46%
Jones 46%
The best pure shooter? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Spinhead: Once they trade Kobe, his shot will come
back. Guaranteed. Clearly Rice is ballhogging because
he's afraid of Kobe taking all the shots.
Cooper: Then he'll have to worry about shaq taking
all the shots! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!