Jedi escapes Australia
Jedi escapes Australia
Since convicts in Australia can't physically escape the
continent, they have to use their imagination by escaping
through the internet.
Jedi breaks out his cell.
Jedi: Damn, got to find me a computer. Yes, there's one!
Jedi quickly turns on the computer.
Jedi: Come on damn it, hurry up and boot up already!
Jedi, nervously checks to see if any guards are patrolling the area.
Jedi: I'm going to be free! I'm going to ride the Internet Superhighway
to freedom! What's a good place to hide? I know, the Lakers NG is a
pretty big place, I can easily hide there.
Australian security guards walks by and sees Jedi.
Guard: Damn, criminal is trying to escape using the internet! I'd
better stop him.
Jedi: Damn it! Hurry up and log on already!
Security guard immediately runs to the next closest computer.
Guard: Better log on and cut him off before he escapes!
The Guard logs on before Jedi does.
Jedi: Shit! What speed is my computer?!
Guard: Better send out an warning to everyone but how? I know! I'll
email Mark Cuban and have him do it for me!
Email alert from Australia!
Wanted: Convicted criminal guilty of being a bandwagoning troll. Known
as Jedi Boy, however he may be using a false identity, subject should
be considered armed with bad trolls and dangerous.
Jedi: Damn, I'd better change my name to Fig Jam.
Jedi finally logs on!
Guard: I need more help. All available security. Log on to your
computers now!
Jedi: About time I logged on. Maybe I can ask for asylum in the Laker
NG. Better look up Jane. All those times I rescued her, it's going to
pay off for me now. Damn, what is Jane's email address? I better dig it
up through Deja.
Guard: Alright, you check out the NY Knicks NG, you check out RSBP, and
I'll check the Clippers NG. He's gotta be around here somewhere.
Jedi: Jane, I need to ask for asylum in the Laker NG!
Jane: Ok sweetie, anything for you.
Jedi: Yes, I'm free from this hellhole! I can troll as much as I want
in the lakers NG and nobody can stop me!
Guard: Damn too late, we let one get away. It was my fault, I mistook
the Clippers for the Lakers. I knew it was one of those LA teams that
won but I didn't know which one. Damn!
Guard looks distressed, turns off his computer walks by Jedi as Jedi
makes faces at the guard.
Jedi: Ha! You can't touch me!
Guard: You got lucky. Just remember, you're only free with this one
computer. If you use another one, we'll be right there to catch you and
you might not be so lucky next time. I'm going brush up on the nba
so I don't make the same mistake twice.
Jedi: I'm free, I'm free at last! Today the Lakers NG, tomorrow the
world!