Politically Incorrect
Spinhead: Welcome! First off, just because the name of the show is "Politically Incorrect", that doesn't mean there should be political posts! What it actually means is that posting about politics is the incorrect way of posting to the Lakers NG! That means there will be absolutely no OT political SNWOBO posts as long as I am host! And this show will be better for it! Trust the genius in me! Why they don't make me moderator of the Lakers NG, I'll never know. Ok, let's meet tonight's guests! First off we have currently unemployed Bulls troll, Bullyo! (audience booes) Bullyo: Bullyo thanks his fans for this warm reception. They are chanting my name. Bullllllllllyo! Spinhead: Next we have direct from Italy, the vegetarian troll Vaxio! Vaxio: You are a tomato! Spinhead: Also joining us today is the Netcop Robert Tukey Jr.! Tukey: Trolling is the number one problem in America today! Why doesn't the government do anything about it?! Spinhead: Last but not least, representing the SuperKnicks, SKF! SKF: Thank you for allowing me on the show King Spinhead! Can I please sit on your lap? Spinhead: Unless your name is Shaq, no! SKF: But you are so handsome and powerful! Spinhead: I know, aren't I? Now go sit next to the netcop before I find myself another yesman. SKF: Yes sir! Tukey: Does this guy always suck up to you? Spinhead: Well, that's why I'd rather post in RSBP. Nobody in the Lakers NG gives me the respect that my genius deserves. Tukey: Apparently most everyone in RSBP doesn't either. SKF: Lie! Spinhead shall unleash his wrath upon you! Spinhead: The netcop isn't worth it. Ok, here are the rules. Like I said, no OT political SNWOBO posts. You will discuss the topics that I bring up. OT posting is a violation of netiquette. And no groupie posts quoting pages upon pages of text just to add a me-too LOL or smiley. SKF: LOL. Spinhead: Ok, let's get started. Tukey: Wait, didn't he just do a me-too LOL? Spinhead: So? As long as he LOLs my comments, it's ok. Tukey: You are a hypocrite! Vaxio: You are a tomato! SKF: LOL. Spinhead: If I may continue, first topic, are trolls good or bad for Usenet? Frankly, I don't see any problem with trolling or participating in monster flame wars that waste tons and tons of bandwidth on Usenet. Tukey: Yet you have a problem with OT posts wasting bandwidth? Spinhead: That's right. What about it? Bullyo: Bullyo agrees with Spino. Bullyo knows this because many Laker fans have been begging Bullyo, sending Bullyo hundreds of emails begging Bullyo to come back to educate the Laker masses. Others have been emailing Bullyo begging Bullyo to help them pay off their gambling debts. They have been losing every bet since Bullyo started withholding his 100% correct prediction accuracy rating. But Bullyo is simply too busy running his successful worldwide businesses in Mexico and Japan. However, Bullyo has setup a 1-800 psychic hotline if Laker fans are interested. Call 1-800-Bulls23 now! Vaxio: You are a tomato! Tukey: You are an idiot! Vaxio: Tomato! Tukey: Troll! Vaxio: Pineapple! Tukey: Spinhead, why don't you restore order here? I thought you didn't approve of OT stuff. Spinhead: I don't have a problem with namecalling. That doesn't classify as OT. Continue if you want. Tukey: Hypocrite! Vaxio: Broccoli! Tukey: I hate all you trolls! SKF: SKF thinks that trolling is bad. Tukey: LOL. You are one of the biggest trolls out there! SKF: No I'm not! SKF doesn't troll! Tukey: Yes you do! SKF: No I don't! You are just jealous of my powerful 2.867 GPA! Tukey: I have a 3.8 GPA. What do I have to be jealous of? Spinhead: Stay on topic! What's with all these OT comments? Who cares about your GPA! Tukey: He's the one who started it. Spinhead: You're just lucky I don't throw you off my show for this OT stuff. OT posting is bad! Flamewars are good! Tukey: Aren't flamewars also OT? Spinhead: Uh no. Only a cochroach like you wouldn't be able tell the difference. SKF: You mean I can't post about SuperSaddam?! Spinhead: Sorry but OT posting is a violation of netiquette. Vaxio: No it isn't you watermelon! Spinhead: Let's ask any Usenet administrator and ask them! If I'm right, you never appear again for another year. If I'm wrong, I'll leave my own show for a year! Tukey: What's to stop you from posting under another name, like both SKF and Vaxio do. SKF: Lie! Spinhead: I give you my word of honor. Tukey: For whatever that's worth. You're a troll. Your fate has been sealed. You shall forever burn in hell for it! All trolls should have their ISPs canceled and should be executed! SKF: SuperSpinhead gave his word! Spinhead never lies! SuperSaddam rules! Vaxio: SuperSaddam is a potato head! SKF: SuperSaddam is handsome and powerful! He is fighting against the evil U.S. Nazi Government! Tukey: Wow, Vaxio actually is right for a change. SKF really is a tomato! Spinhead: That's it! I can't stand anymore of this OT SNWOBO posting! Unsubscribe! P.S. I'll be back when Shaq starts playing better! (Backstage) Branden: If you don't like OT posts, just don't click on them! Spinhead: But how can I tell a post is OT or not if I don't click on them first? Branden: Read the topic? Spinhead: What good will that do? If the topic line says Lakers, how do I know the actual subject isn't about the Great Lakes? There's just no way to tell! If the topic says George Bush, how do I know the topic isn't about Devean George being bushed from playing 5 minutes a game? It's all too complicated for me to figure out! Can't you send out Real Audio transmissions to inform me whether a post is OT or not? Branden: Sorry no! BTW, you're fired! Spinhead: You can't fire a genius Usenet Hall of Famer like me! Ok fine! I'm taking my genius to RSBP. You'll see when RSBP overtakes the Laker NG in the ratings! You'll be begging me to come back!
