Asbnll Fighter
Pick your fighter and battle to the death in the Usenet arena! Choose to battle one on one or go for the multi-player action! Pick a partner and go two on two! Defeat all your opponents or be dumped into the killfile! All the fighters and their moves are based on all your favorite Asbnll characters! The Fighters: Jedi Boy: Wears loose fitting clothing and stuffs his clothing in an attempt to intimidate his opponents. His special moves includes giving heroin to his opponents and attempting to convince them that it is safe. Also has a special Shark summon to finish off his opponent. It is useless to run against him as he will follow you to the end of time. Don't pick him as a partner as he is likely to abandon you and join the other team, if you are losing the battle. CycloneJane: This warrior has the appearance of an old hag but looks can be deceiving. Beware of her possum move as she will attempt to play dead and then stab you when you're not looking. Don't be fooled by her attempts to act friendly towards you. There is venom behind her every move. Special moves include the "Call for Sympathy" which can only be used when low in health. And do not accept invitations into her home. Chrsan: Beware of his Escalade attack. He will attempt to throw Hot Wheels versions of his Escalades at you. Has good defense as he will block your attacks with his blowup doll. Jae Lee aka LKB aka Kobe's Team: A very difficult opponent. Unknown whether it is male or female. He/she is already braindead so it is useless to attack it's head. Throw witty insults at it, and his "Scanners" Defense will deflect it and it will simply fly straight over its head Al Wilson: This chimp like beast, looks alot like OJ Simpson, so be prepared to protect your neck. Special moves include the "Bill Walton" move where Al will draw strength by repeatedly saying Walton agrees with him, therefore boosting his self-confidence and attack power. Jabba the Chandler: Not very mobile. Don't get cornered or he'll squash you. Special moves include the ability to eat his opponents whole. Weaknesses include mentioning how bad the anti-guard is which seems to rattle him. Ironside: After attacking you, will use his "Apologize" technique. Other special moves include the "Virus Attack" disguised as a porno file. Does not do well against opponents who have a band directing background. Laurance: Will attempt to bore you to death with his fishing stories. Battle him with earplugs or kilfile and you'll do just fine. Laurel the Dog Woman: A weak fighter who will often run from battles with her "You can have the last word" technique. However, her dogs provide her with decent defense. Weaknesses include feeling sorry for her opponents. Does not match up well with CycloneJane. Not a good partner to have in the multiplayer mode unless partnered with her son. Jack White: He is the ULTIMATE FIGHTER! 7'4", 500lbs, ZERO percent body fat! His vertical leap is WAY WAY higher than any of the other fighers!
