The Legion of Bo Logic Program
The Legion of Bo Logic Program
There's too many samples of the Legion of Bo Logic but here's a
couple for now. Go to Google and search for "Legion of Bo Logic"
if you want more.
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The more Kobe plays, the more his teams loses
The Fundamental Building Block of Legion of Bo Logic(TM)
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In article (83tlhb$1cd$1@carroll.library.ucla.edu),
"Chris Chandler" (cchandle@ucla.edu) wrote:
> Well, speaking personally, I'd love to see the rest of your argument...
> do you still think McGrady *is* better than Kobe? If you do, is it
> because you could teach your grade-schoolers McGrady's moves but not
> Kobe's?
Allow me to be of assistance. I shall dust off my
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) Program to assist you.
Activate Legion of Bo Logic(TM) Program.
Search parameters: Display all Legion of Bo Logic(TM)
related to Kobe vs. McGrady
Please wait...........
Search results complete:
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #16: McGrady's Bo rating is
better than MJ therefore McGrady is the better player.
This logic is confirmed by Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #82
which clearly states the Bo is more accurate in judging
a player than per 48.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #17: McGrady kicked Pippen's
ass. Pippen clearly outplayed McGrady by scoring 35
on him yet because McGrady outrebounded and outblocked
him, Legion of Bo Logic(TM) says that McGrady kicked
his ass.
This logic is confirmed by Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #95
which clearly states that having more rebounds and
blocks, makes you the superior player.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #1: The more Kobe plays, the more
his team loses.
This is consistent with Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #5
which clearly states that Kobe hurts the team by playing
more. Which also explains why the Legion of Bo said
he would bet the lakers would have a worse record with
Kobe than without Kobe this season.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #22: Kobe is not above average
in any category other than FGA and points.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #23: Kobe would lead the league
in turnovers if he played more.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #24: McGrady would be an allstar
if he played more.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #25: Kobe needs 35 FGA to score
30 points.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #26: Kobe would average 3 rebounds
and 3 assists in his prime.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #29: Kobe humiliates himself
everytime he steps on the court.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #38: Kobe is no longer improving.
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) #66: Kobe's play is designed
to garner huge sneaker deals.
My Legion of Bo Logic(TM) Program is overloading with
the Legion's foolishness so I must shut it down.
For transcripts of the complete list of Legion of Bo
Logic(TM), send inquiries to burgoyne@keenuh.com
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) is a copyright of S_Knight
Productions. Any similarities between your logic and
Legion of Bo Logic(TM) is purely coincidental. Legion
of Bo Logic(TM) may not be reproduced in any way, in
any form, or by any means without the prior written
consent of S_Knight.