Czilla: Spin Doctor for Kobe Bashers
Czilla: Spin Doctor for Kobe Bashers
Have you ever wanted to make up an excuse or justification to back up
your arguments against the Kobe Lovers? Well, Czilla from webtv fame,
will do it for you! Here is a select list of Czilla's work. If you are
impressed with how he dismantles the Kobe Lovers, email
CZILLA@webtv.net and include your address. (note: this is not a parody,
these are real Czilla arguments)
Kobe could join two others as the youngest scoring champs.
Czilla spin in an attempt to talk down a potential accomplishment:
Uh.... yeah but Kobe had already been the league for a few years.
Kobe takes alot of jumpers not dunks.
Czilla spin in attempt to prove Kobe only cares about dunks: Uh..
that's only because he can't get 40 dunks a game.
Kobe is 4th in the league in points in the paint.
Czilla spin: Uh... but that's only because other teams let him score in
the paint when the game's out of reach.
Shaq played a bad game.
Czilla spin: Uh.. that's only because Kobe was taking shots away from
him.
Kobe is ahead of Jordan/Wilt when they were at age 22.
Czilla spin: Uh.... Kobe has already played a few years than those guys.
Kobe is a better defender than Stockton.
Czilla spin: Uh.. but Kobe got lit in last year's playoffs!
Penberthy is a bad defensive player.
Czilla spin: Oh yeah! Kobe is too! Ray Allen lit him up!
Kobe said he didn't care about the 51 points, just the win.
Czilla spin: Uh.. but he was lying! He had to think about what he had
to say after the game!
I've never seen anyone on Usenet spin so much before. The guy must have a
program where you can churn out excuse after excuse.