Fantasy Troll League
Fantasy Troll League
Fantasy Troll Lovers, ever wondered what it would be like if Asbnll Trolls
ever went up against RSBP trolls? Ever wondered what would happen if Bullyo
went head to head with Judden? If the 97' Greg Cooper went up against the
99' Greg Cooper? Or if King Tut went up against Coz. Or how about Spinhead
vs. Jack White? Well, then FantasyTrollLeague.com is for you.
Become a member now and receive all the Troll statistics you won't find
anywhere else. Total posts, how many % posts are trolls, how many people
have them killfiled, location of posts, won-loss records, etc.
But that's not all! Receive our exclusive scouting report on all the trolls,
their arch-enemies, their strengths and weaknesses revealed!
Simulate a battle between Jack White and SuperKnicksFan!
SKF: SuperEwing is the best center since Wilt Chamberlain!
Jack: You have NO idea what you're talking about! Wilt Chamberlain had a 50"
vertical leap and 55" one step jump and COULD benchpress 500lbs!
Simulate a battle between Judden and Greg Cooper!
Judden: Judden is good, Judden is wise.
Greg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
But that's not all! Ever wondered what would happen if you combined trolls?
Well now is your chance to mix and match trolls of different eras and NGs!
Try combining SKF and King Tut, and we come up with SuperKingFan!
SuperKingFan: Super Gutless Ewing is the best center since Will Perdue! Bow
down to SuperKingFan!
Or try combining Jack White and Spinhead and we come up with Roy White!
Roy White: I caught the WWF on REAL AUDIO last night, and I have to say that
Shaq CLEARLY kicked Kobe's ass!
But wait, there's more! Become a member now and join our Fantasy Troll
League. Create your team of trolls, using our scouting reports and stats to
determine which trolls you want, and compete against other players! Daily
Troll records will be kept daily and recorded throughout the season! Imagine
Greg, the all-time Usenet leading poster and Coz on the same team! Would
there be enough posts to go around or would Greg hog up all the posts? Well
sign up now and find out!