Jake abandons his NG



Philadelphia (AP) -- In a startling development, Sixer NG star poster, Jake
Wilson has abandoned his NG and formed a new message board after being slapped
senseless by opposing Laker Trolls. Jake Wilson, who was hailed as the hero of
Game 1, looked rather mortal after their loss in Game 2. He continued whining
and complaining after it was apparent that the Laker Trolls would not cower in
fear of Jake's flashy but obviously no substance posts.

Sixer NG management is trying to convince their star poster to show up for
tomorrow's game as surely they'll need every poster they can get to hold off the
Laker Trolls in Game 3 of the NBA NG Finals. They're hoping Jake will rise up to
the challenge and step up his game but apparently Jake has called it quits and
revealed himself as a gutless coward with no heart. Jake refused comment when we
tried to reach him at his new message board.